Birthday Jokes

Happy birthday to you! Now, since you’re here how about a few birthday jokes on us! Well, actually most of the humor is directed towards you. That’s ok though, right? I mean since you’re getting older you can handle it…

50th Birthday Jokes

Just in case you’ve gotten so old you don’t know if you’ve turned 50 years old yet, here are a few hints that you just might be over that hill… jokes if you will. And before you laugh, remember: we’ll all get old eventually.

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Something Special For His Birthday

It was Jim’s birthday, and he was considered to be an “old man” by his friends standards. So, to liven him up a bit, Jim’s friends decided to give him something special for his birthday. They bought him a hooker.

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A Wife’s Special Birthday Present

A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, “Hey, John! How ya doin’?” His wife is puzzled and asks if he’s been to this club before. “Oh, no,” says John. “He’s on my bowling team.”

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Birthday Suit

A wife was begining to worry about her and her husbands non-existant sex life. So one afternoon the woman decided to ask her friend for some advice on how to put the spark back into her marriage.

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Why I Fired My Secretary

This is a true story. Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn’t feel like waking up that morning. I managed to pull myself together and go downstairs for breakfast, hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, “Happy Birthday!”, and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone “Happy Birthday.” I thought… Well, that’s marriage for you, but the kids… They will remember.

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