Three Racehorses
Three racehorses were sitting in a bar bragging to each other about their life accomplishments.
The first horse boasts "I've been in 59 races and I've won 35 of them."
Bar Jokes - Page 6
So I was sittin’ at the bar… that’s how most of these go. Loads of funny bar jokes and tales from the pub. Usually end up with some woman mad at you.
Win $10,000
A drunk walks into a bar and notices a banner that says "win $10,000 - ask the bartender for details".
Blonde Puppies
Three women were sitting in a bar, (burnette, red head, and a blonde) and they were all pregnant.
Eileen Who?
This guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender looks at the guy and says" Have you seen Eileen?"
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