Blonde Puppies
Three women were sitting in a bar, (burnette, red head, and a blonde) and they were all pregnant.
Bar Jokes - Page 6
So I was sittin’ at the bar… that’s how most of these go. Loads of funny bar jokes and tales from the pub. Usually end up with some woman mad at you.
Eileen Who?
This guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender looks at the guy and says" Have you seen Eileen?"
DUI Test
A police officer pulls over this guy who's been weaving in and out of the lanes.
Drunk Thief
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.
"They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.
Driving Through Texas
Two guys are driving through Texas when they get pulled over by a state trooper.
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