Bar Jokes - Page 4
So I was sittin’ at the bar… that’s how most of these go. Loads of funny bar jokes and tales from the pub. Usually end up with some woman mad at you.
Too Much to Drink
A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered a double scotch.
Lesbians
A man is sitting in a bar and notices two lovely women across the way. He calls the bartender over and says, “I’d like to buy those two beautiful ladies a drink.”
Three Racehorses
Three racehorses were sitting in a bar bragging to each other about their life accomplishments.
The first horse boasts “I’ve been in 59 races and I’ve won 35 of them.”
Win $10,000
A drunk walks into a bar and notices a banner that says “win $10,000 - ask the bartender for details”.
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