Jokes

Loads of funny jokes – clean and dirty, doctors to lawyers, men and women jokes plus more. We’ve got a joke for pretty much all occassions. You can also browse our jokes by category from the right sidebar.

Swine Flu Jokes

Ok, these are all that great… but it’s been requested (alot). So I figured we’d post what we have. Thanks to all those who submitted these short jokes via email or as submitted drafts. Feel free to rail on them in the comments, or add your own.

Tampons, Yea That’d Be Fun

A couple of older bums are relaxing on a park bench, bored out of their minds. They’re not the brightest of crayons, but are known to be pretty resourceful – especially when bored.

T-G-I-F vs. S-H-I-T

A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, “T-G-I-F.”

Top 10 George Carlin Quotes Of All Time

We’ve done our favorite Georgisms in the past, but I think posting my all time favorite quotes from George Carlin is long overdue. He’s perhaps the smartest, frankest and most honest comedian of all time. He’s not afraid to say anything, and in fact said things that made people cringe while at the same time wishing they had the courage to say that too. He changed comedy as we know it, and we’re wiser for having known him.

50th Birthday Jokes

Just in case you’ve gotten so old you don’t know if you’ve turned 50 years old yet, here are a few hints that you just might be over that hill… jokes if you will. And before you laugh, remember: we’ll all get old eventually.

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