Jokes

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
~Conan O'Brien

John's not a great golfer - in fact, he stinks. But he's always working on his game, trying to improve. One afternoon, after a typically crappy round of golf, John is interrupted by a police officer as he's throwing his clubs in the car. "Did you tee off on the 17th hole about 20 minutes ago?"

What can I say, the guy's a friggen jokester's dream. He's a big <friggen> deal right? For those of you living under a rock, he introduced the President at the health bill signing a few days ago. Vice-President Biden whispered to Obama that the passage of health care reform was a "Big fu***ng deal." Then again, Biden's age, a bowel movement is a "big fu***ng deal."

I love to play with my Wii. Would you like to come over and play with my Wii? These are just a few of the wii-tarded jokes you'll find in this post. I'm sorry for putting you through this, but it has to be done...

A young boy and his dad went out fishing one fine morning. After a few quiet hours out in the boat, the boy became curious about the world around him. He looked up at his dad and asked "How do fish breath under water?"