Funny and Jokes » Comics http://www.funnyandjokes.com Browse literally thousands of totally free funny jokes, riddles, cartoons, pictures, videos and more. Most popular humor and joke blog on the internet. Thu, 18 Feb 2010 16:07:58 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Sharing MP3’s, From The RIAA http://www.funnyandjokes.com/sharing-mp3s-from-the-riaa.html http://www.funnyandjokes.com/sharing-mp3s-from-the-riaa.html#comments Tue, 03 Jul 2007 17:19:49 +0000 F&J Staff http://www.funnyandjokes.com/sharing-mp3s-from-the-riaa.html
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    • ]]>     And now for a special message, brought to you by the Recording Industry Association of America (The RIAA for those of you living under a rock)...

    RIAA Downloading Advertisment about Communism

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    ]]>     http://www.funnyandjokes.com/sharing-mp3s-from-the-riaa.html/feed 16     They Started Hanging Out After The Pole Melted http://www.funnyandjokes.com/they-started-hanging-out-after-the-pole-melted.html http://www.funnyandjokes.com/they-started-hanging-out-after-the-pole-melted.html#comments Thu, 28 Jun 2007 17:47:15 +0000 F&J Staff http://www.funnyandjokes.com/they-started-hanging-out-after-the-pole-melted.html
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    • ]]>     Seems like gas prices may not be the only thing on the rise thanks to global warming.

    Polar Bears Guarding An Ice Machine

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    • ]]>     I suppose the cost of real estate in the ocean will be going up soon, that's good news for predators apparently.

    Good news! At the current rate of global warming we should be able to just swim over there and eat him in under five years!

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  • How Many Women With PMS Does It Take? Serious question... How many women with PMS does it take...
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    • ]]>     I don’t understand why they picked my house to burglarize?

    A sign you’ll never see, a gun free family.

    Yes sir, I do have a permit to keep and bear arms.

    Personally, I think Gun Control means having to use both hands! Bada Bing! No seriously, How many gun control advocates does it take to screw in a light bulb? None - Let the police do it, private citizens can't be trusted with light bulbs!

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    ]]>     http://www.funnyandjokes.com/gun-control.html/feed 42     Dieting Comics and Cartoons http://www.funnyandjokes.com/dieting-comics-and-cartoons.html http://www.funnyandjokes.com/dieting-comics-and-cartoons.html#comments Fri, 22 Jun 2007 19:46:31 +0000 F&J Staff http://www.funnyandjokes.com/blog/?p=457
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    • ]]>     "Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever." That's one of my all time favorite fat quotes. We're not here about the quotes though, let's do some comics.

    Some of our favorite comics of all time come by way of Glasbergen. We actually inadvertently posted a few of his comics a few years ago and we'd like to link over to the full repertoire of diet comics for your viewing pleasure. He's got some really funny stuff about menopause, nurses, hospitals and other medical related stuff too.

    dieting cartoon comic by glasbergen

    From "Today’s Cartoon by Randy Glasbergen", displayed with special permission. For many more cartoons, please visit Randy's
    site @ www.glasbergen.com.

    Bada Bing! (I love saying that). At any rate, let's throw some juicy text content in here too. How about a fat joke?

    Girl: I'd like a triple vanilla ice cream sundae with chocolate syrup, nuts, whipped cream, topped off with a slice of cucumber.

    Waiter: Did I hear you right? Did ou say top it off with a slice of cucumber?

    Girl: Good heavens, you're right! forget the cucumber – I'm on a diet

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