Comments on: Captain Falcon Facts

By: Glen

Glen — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 18:21:17 +0000

Captain Falcon can fight all the armies of the world at the same time with his erection

By: Glen

Glen — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:02:05 +0000

Captain Falcons urine tastes like nectar

By: The Atomic One

The Atomic One — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 16:46:20 +0000

Chinese legend tells of a man who will be born from a dragon’s egg and will save the world from evil. This man is not Captain Falcon. Captain Falcon killed this man.

By: Captin nemo

Captin nemo — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 23:22:06 +0000

Chuck noris doesn’t get wet when he falls in a pudle the pudle gets chuck norised

By: Captin nemo

Captin nemo — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 23:19:41 +0000

Chuck noris and Mr T walked into a bar and the bar blowes up because one building cannot hold that much awesomnes

By: Pain

Pain — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 16:06:47 +0000

Captain Falcon invented the punch, Chuck Norris invented the kick, They are both of great strangth

By: R.

R. — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 22:38:38 +0000

Some of these jokes are original; others are just Chuck Norris facts with C.F.’s name in replacement.

I’ve made my own:

The cause of the dinosaurs’ death was not a meteor: It was when a worldwide shockwave was created by a T-Rex fought Captain Falcon.

By: Douglas J. Falcon

Douglas J. Falcon — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 03:59:23 +0000

Hah I enjoyed these quite a bit. Putting Captain Falcon in there made it a little more funny than Chuck Norris. (My name really is Douglas Falcon, but not Captain)

By: Glen

Glen — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 19:54:06 +0000

Captain Falcon remembers the future

By: Glen

Glen — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 19:47:26 +0000

Captain Falcon doesn’t need gas. Any vehicle he uses runs on his body heat and can last forever without incident