Captain Falcon Facts
Ok, I gotta admit - I've never heard of Captain Falcon until today. Apparently he's a mysterious F-Zero racer who made a comeback in Super Smash Bros. A recent comment posted by "Bob" in the Chuck Norris Facts post (which by the way has 272 comments... yikes) peaked my interest so, in respect to Jack Bauer and [...]
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Great stuff man. People who aren’t big Nintendo fans aren’t going to get it, thus the bad ratings for this joke.
Captain Falcon can play Through the Fire and Flames on Extreme in GH3… with his nipples.
That was the most awesome thing i have ever seen
I almost cried
dude. i cant stop laughing, and i think i’m tearing up
Not very funny facts. And yes, I am familiar with Captain Falcon and the games, these “facts” just weren’t funny.
CAPTAIN FALCON IS SO ****ING BADASS THAT WHEN HE RUNS YOU OVER, HE LEAVES GODDAMN TIRE TREADS EVEN THOUGH HIS ****ING CAR HAS NO. ****ING. TIRES.
They weren’t really funny. Some were, but most weren’t. And yes, i know of Captain Falcon
These jokes ruled! I laughed my ass off at these!
Note: About my name. If you want to know where I got it from, watch “F-Zero GP Legend” (”F-Zero Farukon Densetsu” in Japan)
I like these are mostly chuck norris jokes with Captain falcons name replacing chuck norris
This page is full of lies. There is only one captain falcon fact.
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Dammit!
That was meant to read as
FALCON
PUNCH!
Yeah, like GOGO said, these are Chuck Norris jokes with the name changed. I was wondering if you can maybe make it so that the jokes are related to Captain Falcon in SSB, and his moves? I usually make fun of his purple clothing, and his up+B move in SSB by calling it the Five-Star move, or the 69 move, and also because he says “yes” in a somewhat “Pleasured” way.
The last time captain falcon “Up B-ed” Ness, he was sued for child abuse.
haha thoes were frickin awsome. capt. falcon is my favorate ssb character, so i loved the jokes, especaly “anything you can do capt. falcon can do without limbs”. FALCON PUNCHHHHHH!!!!!!1!!!1!!one!!!1!!!!!!!
lol, these were better than the Chuck Norris jokes, i wish there were more.
*Captain Falcon could have beat; The whole Roman Army, by himself,
whilst playing chess against Yoda (and winning).
He also had Flu at the time.
NAMAZAC can throw the iron beam in the air, but it wont come back down.
NAMAZAC Has a move 5 times stronger than the Falcon Punch, it is the cripler
Captian falcon may move at the speed of awsome, but NAMAZAC doesn’t have to move at all,. the world moves for him
NAMAZAC killed hitler
NAMAZAC is the reason there are no more captian falcon games
We need moar Captain Falcon jokes on the internet.
Captain Falcon Up+B’ed on Ike whilst doing a Great Aether. Ike’s Prosecutor, Miles Edgeworth lost dramatically, because he presented evidence showing pictures, but you couldn’t see the mans face. Captain Falcon just said “SHOW ME YA PROOF!” and won the case.
If Chuck Norris threw a round house kick against the Falcon Punch, everything will be destroyed before they touched.
You know what we need now? Shadow The Hedgehog Facts!
The Falcon Punch is so powerful, it can be seen from the other side of the Universe, by a blind person.
Goku learnt the kamehameha wave from Master Roshi, Master Roshi learnt the kamehameha wave from Captain Falcon
@ SalaComMander: you are absolutely right!! Black Doom (& the rest of the Black Arms) was born from Shadow’s blood! Shadow isn’t based on Super Sonic, Super Sonic is based on Shadow!
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Falcon Punch
Captain Falcon says yes on his up b attack not because he is happy but because his victims ask for forgiveness.
screw captin falcon, i know a fool that would kick his ass all over da place, an he cant catch no brother in MY family
Who other than a ninja could put the beat down on Captain Falcon?
@ blue blur.
Prof. Gerald Robotnik created Shadow using the blood of the immortal Black Doom, and combined the forces of a Norris Roundhouse and Falcon Punch to create the Ultimate Life Form
Most of them were ripoffs of chuck norris jokes, so i dont find it good. some were funny but use your own stuff.
Red Rivan, the jokes are meant to be fictional, no one cares whether Captain Falcon can cath you or not, and you can’t spell for your life
NAMAZAC Sucks,
and Shadow The Hedgehog is a tool.
The only Sonic Games that were good were the originals.
Whoa, hey moron, what do you think you’re doing? First off, your name is “Red Rivan is an idiot, ETC” and you’re only here to insult Red Rivan? Also, you refer to Shadow The Hedgehog as a “tool”? If you haven’t noticed Chuck Norris and Captain Falcon are just as big of “tools” as Shadow, so go insult the “tool” who started this fad, Vin Diesel. Also, watch what you say, jerk, because thoust logic is naught ‘paired to mine own.
Captain Falcon Falcon Punch is so powerful that it go beyond infinity.
it also made the universe but he was too lazy,so he falcon punch to create god to take over.
please don’t kill me,
teach me the FALCON PUNCH!!!
Show me ya moves!
Captain Falcon found the world boring.
So he Falcon Punched a woman, she gave birth to Chuck Norris.
He then observed a typewriter, now we call it a computer.
He then looked at the website 4chan….and he right then he knew.
It’s beyond saving.
Captain Falcon watches the Watchmen without them knowing
Captain Falcon doesn’t need gas. Any vehicle he uses runs on his body heat and can last forever without incident
Captain Falcon remembers the future
Hah I enjoyed these quite a bit. Putting Captain Falcon in there made it a little more funny than Chuck Norris. (My name really is Douglas Falcon, but not Captain)
Some of these jokes are original; others are just Chuck Norris facts with C.F.’s name in replacement.
I’ve made my own:
The cause of the dinosaurs’ death was not a meteor: It was when a worldwide shockwave was created by a T-Rex fought Captain Falcon.
Captain Falcon invented the punch, Chuck Norris invented the kick, They are both of great strangth
Chuck noris and Mr T walked into a bar and the bar blowes up because one building cannot hold that much awesomnes
Chuck noris doesn’t get wet when he falls in a pudle the pudle gets chuck norised
Chinese legend tells of a man who will be born from a dragon’s egg and will save the world from evil. This man is not Captain Falcon. Captain Falcon killed this man.
Captain Falcons urine tastes like nectar
Captain Falcon can fight all the armies of the world at the same time with his erection
Capt. Falcon is not close-to-last on the Brawl tier list, he’s simply overlapping everyone for the 900,127,906,648,999th time.