Candy Bars

Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.  After the sixth one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat." Little Johnny replied, "My [...]

Candy Bars

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Candy Bars was written by F&J Staff on Thursday, June 21st, 2007 at 10:45 amin Jokes, Little Johnny Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Johnny Has A Sweet Tooth , Can I? , Gift for the Teacher , Hiking , Catholic School .

10 Comments to “Candy Bars”

• Savii says:

  September 17, 2007 at 10:35 pm

  lol.
• isabella says:

  November 19, 2007 at 6:23 pm

  … not so great
• bob says:

  October 11, 2008 at 3:17 pm

  i dont get it?
• Moshami says:

  May 11, 2009 at 5:55 am

  me too i dont get it
• Gigglecream says:

  June 1, 2009 at 5:07 pm

  Ouch…
  He means mind ur bzns ull live longer
• JT says:

  July 14, 2009 at 10:37 pm

  he was just telling the old man to mind his business…
• terrence says:

  October 26, 2009 at 2:03 am

  Diss LOL
• vanessa says:

  November 4, 2009 at 9:24 am

  this is funny.. but the person got burned bad..
• RoJo says:

  September 13, 2010 at 5:19 pm

  hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!
• nikki baybee says:

  November 22, 2010 at 7:33 pm

  haha!!!!