Candy Bars

Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.  After the sixth one a man on the bench across from him said, “Son, you know eating all that candy isn’t good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat.”

Little Johnny replied, “My grandfather lived to be 107 years old.”

The man asked, “Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?”

Little Johnny answered, “No, he minded his own business!”

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Candy Bars was written by F&J Staff on Thursday, June 21st, 2007 at 10:45 am. It was filed under Jokes, Little Johnny Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading ,  Belligerent Bear,  Gift for the Teacher,  Dieting Rules,  Prison vs Work,  Obsessed Mothers And Their Children.