Can I?
Little Johnny sees his grandfather smoking and asks if can he try. The old man says "can you touch your ass with your dick yet?" "No" says Johnny. "Then you can't have one" says his grandad.
Then the old geezer is drinking alcohol. Johnny asks can he have some. But he can't as he couldn't touch [...]

(44 votes, average: 4.18 out of 5)
HAHAHA! Lil johnny xD hahah
Lol very good! Loved it
Lol, so dirty
OMG!!!! THAT’S SO FUNNY!!!!
grandpa got dissed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Woo i <3 Little Johnny
LOL diss