Bumper Stickers 91-105

The road to hell is paved with republicans

The road to hell is paved with democrats

Empty the prisons - Make room for congress

I.R.S.: We’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got.

Save Your Breath … You’ll need it to blow up your date!

So you’re a feminist…Isn’t that cute.

I need someone really bad…Are you really bad

WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

I’m shy, but I have a big dick

500,000 battered women and I’m still eating mine plain

Nice guys finish last and bring you breakfast in bed.

Are you into casual sex, or should I dress up?

You’ll need to know my name. You’ll be screaming it later.

I lost my virginity, but I still have the box it came in.

I can hold my own. But I’d rather hold yours.

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Bumper Stickers 91-105 was written by F&J Staff on Monday, June 18th, 2007 at 10:20 pm. It was filed under Bumper Stickers, Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading ,  Bumper Stickers 106-120,  Bumper Stickers 31-45,  Bumper Stickers 76-90,  Bumper Stickers 61-75,  Bumper Stickers 121-135.