Bumper Stickers 61-75

Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ASS?

If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you.

My other car is a broom. (Found at a witches shop in NYC)

My Wife's other car is a broom!

I SWERVE to HIT People at Random!

I brake for no apparent reason

I don't brake.

Warning! I brake for hallucinations

Don't laugh, your daughter may be inside - (on a custom van)

Honk If You Want To See My Finger

Honk if you love me

Honk if you're horny

Honk if you are just a honker.

Honk all you want, I'm deaf.

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

Bumper Stickers 61-75 was written by F&J Staff on Monday, June 18th, 2007 at 10:19 pmin Bumper Stickers, Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Bumper Stickers 76-90 , Bumper Stickers 151-165 , Bumper Stickers 16-30 , Bumper Stickers 106-120 , Bumper Stickers 121-135 .