Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ASS?
If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you.
My other car is a broom. (Found at a witches shop in NYC)
My Wife’s other car is a broom!
I SWERVE to HIT People at Random!
I brake for no apparent reason
I don’t brake.
Warning! I brake for hallucinations
Don’t laugh, your daughter may be inside – (on a custom van)
Honk If You Want To See My Finger
Honk if you love me
Honk if you’re horny
Honk if you are just a honker.
Honk all you want, I’m deaf.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.