Bumper Stickers 211-225


All you need is a sick mind and a healthy body.

Every time I find the meaning of life, they change it.

Oh sure. But what’s the speed of dark?

What’s another word for Thesaurus?

Don’t miss today worrying about tomorrow.

I think therefore we have nothing in common.

With my life I could be on all of Oprah’s shows.

Computers help us to do stupid things faster.

Welcome to California. Now Go Home.

Don’t Californicate Oregon.

My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom

If you always take time to stop and smell the roses…sooner or later, you’ll inhale a bee.

GROW YOUR OWN DOPE, PLANT A MAN

All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets .

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

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Bumper Stickers 211-225 was written by F&J Staff on Monday, June 18th, 2007 at 10:26 pm. It was filed under Bumper Stickers, Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading ,  Bumper Stickers 106-120,  Bumper Stickers 31-45,  Bumper Stickers 91-105,  Bumper Stickers 76-90,  Bumper Stickers 61-75.


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18 Responses to “Bumper Stickers 211-225”

  1. hailie Says:
    September 9th, 2007 at 3:16 pm

    it was ok

  2. Grant Says:
    September 10th, 2007 at 5:31 pm

    ha ha ha liked the last one

  3. Mandie Says:
    September 12th, 2007 at 9:11 pm

    ThIs JoKe Is CrAzZy i LoVeD It Specifically Da lAsT OnE

  4. Mike Says:
    September 14th, 2007 at 9:58 am

    I HaTe PeOpLe WhO sPeLl lIke DiS

  5. Liam B Says:
    September 23rd, 2007 at 9:49 am

    crap

  6. Taytah bug Says:
    September 25th, 2007 at 12:21 pm

    Hey I gotta give it em’ da last 1 want funny n tru!!!!!

  7. Jazz Says:
    October 18th, 2007 at 6:35 am

    the last one rocked!

  8. marshall Says:
    November 2nd, 2007 at 9:31 am

    the last one was the best

  9. Rachel Says:
    November 8th, 2007 at 5:24 pm

    i loved the last one. so true!!

  10. nessa Says:
    November 10th, 2007 at 5:20 pm

    wow of all these only the last one was funny

  11. BRIANNA KNUDSON Says:
    November 12th, 2007 at 10:11 pm

    the eighth one was the best and you all know it’s true, you just don’t want to admitt it!!!:)

  12. Eddie Says:
    November 13th, 2007 at 10:19 pm

    I liked my bumper sticker
    WORD

    it says it all

    and my neighbor’s dog earned the sticker,”my chihuahua’s smarter than your honor student

  13. da 69er Says:
    December 13th, 2007 at 3:52 pm

    i liked these. u know what i don’t like? niggas

  14. Scilens Says:
    December 23rd, 2007 at 6:10 am

    the last one was funny, but ive heard it way too many times to laugh anymore there is one i would like to share with everyone

    “Help! I Farted and can’t roll down my windows!”

    “Hire the Handicapped…Were fun to watch!”

    “Car service: If it ain’t broke, we’ll break it.”

  15. reece Says:
    February 13th, 2008 at 12:17 pm

    ppl who spell lyk this? there probably dyslexic lol

  16. lazeena Says:
    February 20th, 2008 at 3:13 pm

    it was ok sick mind healty body yeah

  17. i'm so cool Says:
    March 23rd, 2008 at 11:48 pm

    oh the last one i could go on and on about it…
    no i couldn’t

  18. Black Mamba TruAfrican Says:
    April 18th, 2008 at 9:48 am

    if pple like u are in the last one,it rocked

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