All you need is a sick mind and a healthy body.
Every time I find the meaning of life, they change it.
Oh sure. But what’s the speed of dark?
What’s another word for Thesaurus?
Don’t miss today worrying about tomorrow.
I think therefore we have nothing in common.
With my life I could be on all of Oprah’s shows.
Computers help us to do stupid things faster.
Welcome to California. Now Go Home.
Don’t Californicate Oregon.
My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom
If you always take time to stop and smell the roses…sooner or later, you’ll inhale a bee.
GROW YOUR OWN DOPE, PLANT A MAN
All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets .
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.