Bumper Stickers 196-210

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

Puritanism: the haunting fear that someone somewhere may be happy.

Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.

3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can’t.

Auntie Em, Hate you; Hate Kansas; Taking the dog. –Dorothy.

Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

I am not a bum - My wife works

I am not unemployed I am a consultant

I’m out of bed and dressed, what more do you want?

Don’t Start With Me. You Know How I Get.

A good day is when the shit hits the fan and I have time to duck.

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!

Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician.

Humpty Dumpty didn’t fall…he was pushed.

Life is a sexually transmitted disease.

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Bumper Stickers 196-210 was written by F&J Staff on Monday, June 18th, 2007 at 10:25 pm. It was filed under Bumper Stickers, Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading ,  Bumper Stickers 106-120,  Bumper Stickers 31-45,  Bumper Stickers 91-105,  Bumper Stickers 76-90,  Bumper Stickers 61-75.