Bumper Stickers 196-210
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
Puritanism: the haunting fear that someone somewhere may be happy.
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can’t.
Auntie Em, Hate you; Hate Kansas; Taking the dog. –Dorothy.
Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
I am not a bum - My wife works
I am not unemployed I am a consultant
I’m out of bed and dressed, what more do you want?
Don’t Start With Me. You Know How I Get.
A good day is when the shit hits the fan and I have time to duck.
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!
Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician.
Humpty Dumpty didn’t fall…he was pushed.
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
What'd You Think?


(31 votes, average: 3.68 out of 5)
July 29th, 2007 at 6:35 pm
funny very funny so do u still like pickles?
August 18th, 2007 at 11:33 pm
STDs are like Pokemon: Gotta catch ‘em all!
September 9th, 2007 at 3:18 pm
funny
October 18th, 2007 at 6:37 am
hilarious!
October 30th, 2007 at 4:46 pm
i like jess hoffman’s saying
November 5th, 2007 at 2:02 am
Rofl
November 10th, 2007 at 5:23 pm
lol gotta catch em all!!!
December 6th, 2007 at 5:12 pm
y would u want 2 catch std’s dumb asses
December 13th, 2007 at 3:55 pm
a nigga obviously didn’t make #7, because everyone knows that the only thing a black person’s wife works is the street.
March 2nd, 2008 at 2:53 am
OMG da 69er! You are so RUDE!