Bumper Stickers 196-210
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
Puritanism: the haunting fear that someone somewhere may be happy.
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can’t.
Auntie Em, Hate you; Hate Kansas; Taking the dog. –Dorothy.
Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
I am not a bum – My wife works
I am not unemployed I am a consultant
I’m out of bed and dressed, what more do you want?
Don’t Start With Me. You Know How I Get.
A good day is when the shit hits the fan and I have time to duck.
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!
Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician.
Humpty Dumpty didn’t fall…he was pushed.
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
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funny very funny so do u still like pickles?
STDs are like Pokemon: Gotta catch ‘em all!
funny
hilarious!
i like jess hoffman’s saying
Rofl
lol gotta catch em all!!!
y would u want 2 catch std’s dumb asses
a nigga obviously didn’t make #7, because everyone knows that the only thing a black person’s wife works is the street.
OMG da 69er! You are so RUDE!
like omg those jokes wern’t good execpt the pokeymon one my some girl. ahaha i HATED IT!
“If you’re gonna ride my ass atleast pull my hair”
XD
lolz i like hunters “)
kinky.
yo “da 69er”, u r wrong dog, its da brothers who work on da street while da wives take kare of their kidz an work
I’ve seen cars that say “my other ride has tits”