Bumper Stickers 181-195
Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most!
Are you stoned or just stupid?
I gave up drinking, smoking and sex - Worst 15 minutes of my life
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory
If the music's too loud you're too old
Subvert the Dominant Paradigm
My karma ran over my dogma
Chicken Little was Right!
Born to Shop
We're Spending our Kids Inheritance
If you're rich, I'm single
I want to die in my sleep like grandpa. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car!
Montana - At least our cows are sane!
According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.
Friends don't let friends drive naked.

(46 votes, average: 4.15 out of 5)
I miss my mind to LOL
i love the third one
i like the last one. lol
worst 15 mins i tell ya
hey you got most of these from the joke book “Man Walks Into Bar 2″
Very Clever
lol the grampa one
LAME LAME LAME that is stpupid i mean talking about nudity and secks its revoulting. poor children.
What Lucey? You have a problem with sex?
HOW THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU WERE BORN?
i think lucey has a problem with sex OUTSIDE of marriage and is not something that needs to be discussed
and i think she knows how she was born. oh and just to get even…….WHAT THE HECK KIND OF NAME IS SHAWNZIE!!??
Are lucey & lexi like together?