Bumper Stickers 181-195
Of all the things I’ve lost I miss my mind the most!
Are you stoned or just stupid?
I gave up drinking, smoking and sex - Worst 15 minutes of my life
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory
If the music’s too loud you’re too old
Subvert the Dominant Paradigm
My karma ran over my dogma
Chicken Little was Right!
Born to Shop
We’re Spending our Kids Inheritance
If you’re rich, I’m single
I want to die in my sleep like grandpa. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car!
Montana - At least our cows are sane!
According to my calculations the problem doesn’t exist.
Friends don’t let friends drive naked.
What'd You Think?

(19 votes, average: 4.47 out of 5)
September 9th, 2007 at 3:21 pm
I miss my mind to LOL
October 18th, 2007 at 6:39 am
i love the third one
November 2nd, 2007 at 4:33 pm
i like the last one. lol
November 29th, 2007 at 8:10 pm
worst 15 mins i tell ya
March 8th, 2008 at 5:07 am
hey you got most of these from the joke book “Man Walks Into Bar 2″
Very Clever