Bumper Stickers 181-195


Of all the things I’ve lost I miss my mind the most!

Are you stoned or just stupid?

I gave up drinking, smoking and sex - Worst 15 minutes of my life

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory

If the music’s too loud you’re too old

Subvert the Dominant Paradigm

My karma ran over my dogma

Chicken Little was Right!

Born to Shop

We’re Spending our Kids Inheritance

If you’re rich, I’m single

I want to die in my sleep like grandpa. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car!

Montana - At least our cows are sane!

According to my calculations the problem doesn’t exist.

Friends don’t let friends drive naked.

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5 Responses to “Bumper Stickers 181-195”

  1. hailie Says:

    I miss my mind to LOL

  2. Jazz Says:

    i love the third one

  3. sammy Says:

    i like the last one. lol

  4. juh Says:

    worst 15 mins i tell ya

  5. Mikey Spikey Says:

    hey you got most of these from the joke book “Man Walks Into Bar 2″

    Very Clever

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