Bumper Stickers 166-180

We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.

Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.

We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated.

Why is ‘abbreviation’ such a long word?

Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie!’… till you can find a rock.

Procrastinators Unite!… Tomorrow

Dyslexics Untie!

I like you, but I wouldn’t want to see you working with subatomic particles.

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Seen it all, done it all, can’t remember most of it.

My reality check bounced

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?


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