Bumper Stickers 151-165

I Have The Body Of A God… Buddha!

Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway

If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?

Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel

I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

When there’s a will, I want to be in it!

Been There - Shit Happened

Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!

Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.

Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.

She’s always late. Her ancestors arrived on the June Flower.

It’s lonely at the top, but you eat better.

Forget about World Peace…..Visualize Using Your Turn Signal !

Visualize Whirled Peas

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

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Bumper Stickers 151-165 was written by F&J Staff on Monday, June 18th, 2007 at 10:23 pm. It was filed under Bumper Stickers, Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading ,  Bumper Stickers 106-120,  Bumper Stickers 31-45,  Bumper Stickers 91-105,  Bumper Stickers 76-90,  Bumper Stickers 61-75.