Bumper Stickers 136-150

Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?

Avenge Yourself – Be a problem to your children

When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

I feel like I’m diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

He’s not dead, he’s electroencephalographically challenged.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

Why be difficult – Be impossible

I wonder how much deeper would the ocean be without sponges.

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?

Make the world a better place; kill a bigot

The first boat people were white

God created Whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world

When I grow up, I wanna be just like Barbie. That BITCH has EVERYTHING!

Wanna get laid? Crawl up a chicken’s ass and wait!

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.


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