Bumper Stickers 121-135

Dogs think they’re human. Cats think they’re gods.

Save the Dolphins. What did the cows do wrong?

Help wanted-telepath: you know where to apply

I still miss my wife, But my aim is improving

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle

Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.

Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let him/her sleep.

Help! I Farted and can’t roll down my windows!

What if the whole world FARTED at the same time?

What part of “No” don’t you understand?

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film

When all else fails manipulate the data

A day without sunshine is like, night.

Love thy neighbor, but don’t brag about it.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

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Bumper Stickers 121-135 was written by F&J Staff on Monday, June 18th, 2007 at 10:21 pm. It was filed under Bumper Stickers, Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading ,  Bumper Stickers 106-120,  Bumper Stickers 31-45,  Bumper Stickers 91-105,  Bumper Stickers 76-90,  Bumper Stickers 61-75.