Bumper Stickers 121-135

Dogs think they’re human. Cats think they’re gods.

Save the Dolphins. What did the cows do wrong?

Help wanted-telepath: you know where to apply

I still miss my wife, But my aim is improving

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle

Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.

Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let him/her sleep.

Help! I Farted and can’t roll down my windows!

What if the whole world FARTED at the same time?

What part of “No” don’t you understand?

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film

When all else fails manipulate the data

A day without sunshine is like, night.

Love thy neighbor, but don’t brag about it.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.


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