Bumper Stickers 106-120

The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.

Sex on television can’t hurt you unless you fall off.

Wink, I’ll do the rest!

Will work for food – Will beg for sex

Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.

Discourage Inbreeding – Ban Country Music

Boldly Going Nowhere

Metaphors be with you

Money Isn’t Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch

Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.

If we aren’t supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

Unless you’re the lead dog, the view doesn’t change

Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

I love cats…they taste just like chicken.

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