Brokeback Mountain - Deputy Edition
A few overworked deputy sheriffs deserved a vaction, together they decided to go on a mountain retreat. Since police officers are so underpaid, they decided to sleap two per room so they could afford the trip.
Now, nobody wanted to sleep in the same room with Daryl - he’s got a well known reputation for snoring and since it wasn’t fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time - so they voted to take turns.
The first deputy to bunk with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot, looking like he didnt get any sleep. They said, “Man, what happened to you?” He said, “Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night, couldn’t get any sleep.”
The following night it was a different deputy’s turn. In the morning, same thing - hair all messed up, eyes blood-shot, etc. They said, “Man, what happened to you? You look awful!” He said, “Man, that Daryl! Shakes the roof he’s so loud. I watched him all night.”
The third night was Frank’s turn. Now Frank was a big burly ex-football player; a man’s man. Said he wasn’t gonna put up with any snoring… “We’ll see!” said the other debuties. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. “Good morning, wonderful day outside isn’t it?” he said.
They couldn’t believe it! They said, “Man, what happened?” He said, “Well, we got ready for bed. I went over and tucked Daryl into bed, then kissed him good night. He sat up all night just watching me. Didn’t snore a bit, hehe.”
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October 24th, 2008 at 10:34 pm
lol lol lol sooooooooooooooooooooooo funny
July 21st, 2008 at 8:32 pm
ahahaha that was hella smart lmao
July 18th, 2008 at 4:40 am
Joke wasn’t bad, but your grammer completely spoiled it for me
July 7th, 2008 at 9:16 am
hahaha…v funny
July 6th, 2008 at 2:05 am
ahh, thats hillarious!! gimme five!!
July 3rd, 2008 at 3:25 pm
Hey Al if you have such a problem with gays then why did you click on the joke? Get a life. That was a good joke!
June 14th, 2008 at 6:05 pm
the broke back mountain joke was funny but the chuck norris joke is retarded
June 9th, 2008 at 11:24 pm
Retarded
May 29th, 2008 at 12:36 am
ahahahaha
May 26th, 2008 at 1:54 pm
AHAHAHAHAHA. Ohhh thats lovely.
May 7th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
lol
May 5th, 2008 at 12:41 pm
bloody hell, that’s awesome!
May 2nd, 2008 at 5:27 pm
-CONFUSED-
April 30th, 2008 at 10:26 pm
i’ve heard that joke before. are you sure that the F & J staff wrote it? i doubt it.
April 23rd, 2008 at 3:35 am
i have been hit on by gays in a bar in Denver(the broken arrow) and unappropiatley on their part and i leave them be because there r no rights that protect me from them… if a joke is joke, and is how we point them out and their awkwardness to straight people, so be it thank you for our freedom of speech. mind you i have been in the offset ordeal of how to tell them no when they have no right to approach and anybody that does not look for their affection. I am christian and firm but because i am christian i can walk away and let them deal with it when they need to appropiatley with god. it is not my position to judge but laughing is no sin. lolololololololololololol
April 10th, 2008 at 7:55 am
wow Goblin punch your amazing
April 3rd, 2008 at 2:34 am
Hahahahaha! I LOVE IT! LOL! That’s so clever!
April 2nd, 2008 at 11:17 am
dead ninjas in the back yard.. thats funnny!!
March 26th, 2008 at 10:12 am
Daryl thought the football player was gay or something : p Hence the “Broke maontain” Part. I have another Brokeback mountain joke.
“Brokeback mountain” Isn’t just a movie it’s what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his back yard.
March 24th, 2008 at 2:55 am
What grade r u in? Like pre-school?
March 14th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
this was the stupidest joke i have ever heard…learn to spell
March 13th, 2008 at 5:39 pm
LOL
March 9th, 2008 at 1:24 pm
no i dont
March 8th, 2008 at 1:30 am
HOPE YOU GET THIS