Britain and France

Back in the day, Britain and France were at war with each other. During a particular battle, French soldiers captured an English Major. Taking the Major to their headquarters, a French general began to question him. The French general asked, "Why do you English officers all wear red coats? Don't you realize the red materials make you easier [...]

Britain and France

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Britain and France was written by F&J Staff on Tuesday, July 10th, 2007 at 10:18 amin Clean Jokes, Jokes, Political Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , French Jokes (Couldn’t Resist) , The Last Word , Wearing the Pants , State Of Alert , Walk The Line .

5 Comments to “Britain and France”

• JamessheA says:

  October 2, 2007 at 2:57 pm

  NICE!!!!!
• cloudy says:

  October 3, 2007 at 3:21 am

  yuck!!!!!!!
• Tyler says:

  October 7, 2008 at 2:01 am

  Haha, the French suck at war!
• aussie says:

  February 25, 2009 at 2:44 am

  yeah better to be a bunch of warmongers n junkies than a coward hey yanks. we’re really sick of helping you idiots fight stupid wars. you yanks all suck you bloodthirsty rednecks. you are the laughing stock of the planet ha ha ha
• Juice says:

  September 20, 2010 at 12:43 am

  Aussie, assuming every “Yankee” is a “bloodthirsty redneck” is like assuming every Ozzie lives in the Outback and wrestles crocs, crikey! Anyway, a “Yankee” is a Northerner (or a baseball player for the Evil Empire) and a redneck is usually a Southerner. Other than that…way to go.