Breakfast Is Kickin’
A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since his family lives on a farm, his mother asks if he has done his chores. 'Not yet momma,' said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he [...]
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ok i don’t get it, someone pliz explain
What would the man of the house not get in a week 4 kicking a cat?
omg!! NOW I get it.
friggin hilarious
Tonniez… it’s not just any cat, it’s a pussy cat!
yeah dats wat tonnies meant.. tonniez was tryna make she’ get it… lol
PUSSY-cat PEOPLE GEEZ!!! are y’all really that dumb?!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
LOL, i’ve read it so many times, and NOW i finally get it.
the dad won’t be getting any pussy for a week
YEah …i’ve read this a lot of times too , now i get it, no pussy for a week …lol
it was outstanding
i read it once and i got it u guys are stupid
lol yea i couldent figure it out at first then i found out.SOO FUNNY!!!
Wow there are some dumb people on here! Maybe you should be a joke? =)
wow…i just read the comments left and some people take a while to get something! … PUSSY-cat. kicked the damn pussy and wont be gettin any for a week.
gotta admit if thats how my household worked, i’d feel kinda bad for the dad, but i guess a week aint THAT bad…ha ha ha
OOOOOOOOOOO… HAHAHA wow… ii aint get itt till ii read de comments!!!
thats so coolio dudes
he wont be getting her vagina for a week! ha
wow seriously, i got it the first time i read it and im only 15…..
lol i got it.
they’re called PUSSY cats, the dads not getting any pussy for a week although he can still get a piece of ass.
no pussy for a week duhhhh
that was inapprppriate. but funny. and yes he was talking about sex
it means he won’t get pussy for a week lol.
Hahahahahah, the little boy was referring to the fact that since it’s a cat, he won’t get any pussy for a week! hahahahha
No duh dumb ass
dude lol he kicks the chicken no eggs , big no bacon, cow no milk ,
wats another name for a girls private part
friggin funny..:) lol
i don’t get it wat’s de 2 tel dad
he kicked the cat so no pussy
man some of u people are soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo slow
that was funny!!!!!
serves her right for being a b@#$%y mummy….no one wil be eating her weewee for a wk…try the cat instead!
HAHAHAH good when u get it
You still don’t get it said:
“He can still get a piece of her ass, though.”
Unless he kicks the donkey!!
that was great dude..enjoyed it really
Wow!!! sum ppl r so dumb
itz hella funny only if u get it da 1st time u read it!!
suckz 2 b u im laughin my f’n azz off!!!!!
Then the wife kicks a cock and she dosnt get a cock 4 a week. Lol
Good humour. Thanx.
omg lmao thats just wow. xD
Wow. Some of you people are really stupid.
Will everyone stop callin everyone stupid use all just gotta get ur minds in the gutter xP these are dirty jokes after all
i dun get it y some ppl here are super rude n inconsiderate n boastful…stop calling othrs by name kay???whr r ur manners anyway???if u think othrs are stupid n dumb, then hu are u, albert einstein…if u are really a genius, wat r u doin here??? invent your own jokes instead of reading a ready- made ones…
anyway thz joke is damned funny
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How do u not get it? Another name for a Woman’s private part is……..
Another name a for a kitty is……..?
Put the pieces together….!
That was funny!!!!!
good joke
Wtf?
thatz not even funny. >.>