A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since his family lives on a farm, his mother asks if he has done his chores.
'Not yet momma,' said the little boy.
His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he [...]
Breakfast Is Kickin’
What'd You Think?

Loading ...
Breakfast Is Kickin’ was written by F&J Staff on Thursday, September 18th, 2008 at 9:38 amin Dirty Jokes, Jokes.
You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Potty Mouths For Breakfast
, Politics Made Simple
, Overweight? Try The New Miracle Toddler Diet
, Letter From A Farm Kid
, Hung Like A Horse (Moral)
.
ok i don’t get it, someone pliz explain
What would the man of the house not get in a week 4 kicking a cat?
omg!! NOW I get it.
friggin hilarious
Tonniez… it’s not just any cat, it’s a pussy cat!
yeah dats wat tonnies meant.. tonniez was tryna make she’ get it… lol
PUSSY-cat PEOPLE GEEZ!!! are y’all really that dumb?!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
LOL, i’ve read it so many times, and NOW i finally get it.
the dad won’t be getting any pussy for a week
YEah …i’ve read this a lot of times too , now i get it, no pussy for a week …lol
it was outstanding
i read it once and i got it u guys are stupid
lol yea i couldent figure it out at first then i found out.SOO FUNNY!!!
Wow there are some dumb people on here! Maybe you should be a joke? =)
wow…i just read the comments left and some people take a while to get something! … PUSSY-cat. kicked the damn pussy and wont be gettin any for a week.
gotta admit if thats how my household worked, i’d feel kinda bad for the dad, but i guess a week aint THAT bad…ha ha ha
OOOOOOOOOOO… HAHAHA wow… ii aint get itt till ii read de comments!!!
thats so coolio dudes
he wont be getting her vagina for a week! ha
wow seriously, i got it the first time i read it and im only 15…..
lol i got it.
they’re called PUSSY cats, the dads not getting any pussy for a week although he can still get a piece of ass.
no pussy for a week duhhhh
that was inapprppriate. but funny. and yes he was talking about sex
it means he won’t get pussy for a week lol.
Hahahahahah, the little boy was referring to the fact that since it’s a cat, he won’t get any pussy for a week! hahahahha
No duh dumb ass
dude lol he kicks the chicken no eggs , big no bacon, cow no milk ,
wats another name for a girls private part
friggin funny..:) lol
i don’t get it wat’s de 2 tel dad
he kicked the cat so no pussy
man some of u people are soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo slow
that was funny!!!!!
serves her right for being a b@#$%y mummy….no one wil be eating her weewee for a wk…try the cat instead!
HAHAHAH good when u get it
You still don’t get it said:
“He can still get a piece of her ass, though.”
Unless he kicks the donkey!!
that was great dude..enjoyed it really
Wow!!! sum ppl r so dumb
itz hella funny only if u get it da 1st time u read it!!
suckz 2 b u im laughin my f’n azz off!!!!!
Then the wife kicks a cock and she dosnt get a cock 4 a week. Lol