Boat Troubles
During late spring one year, a blonde was trying out her new boat. She was unable to have her boat perform, travel through water, or do any maneuvers whatsoever no matter how hard she tried.
After trying for over three days to make it work properly, she decided to seek help. She putted the boat over to the local marina in hopes that someone there could identify her problem.
Workers determined that everything from the engine to the outdrive was working perfectly on the topside of the boat. So, a puzzled marina employee jumped into the water to check underneath the boat for problems. Because he was laughing so hard, he came up choking on water and gasping for air. Under the boat, still strapped in place securely, was the trailer.
What'd You Think?



November 8th, 2007 at 1:42 pm
What got me was:
“She putted* the boat over to the local marina in hopes that someone there could identify her problem.”
*should it not be ‘put’
January 2nd, 2008 at 7:14 am
no… its not put… put is the sound… like a put put car…. either way.. this joke wasnt that funny…
July 20th, 2008 at 2:16 am
Not very funny.