Blowing Bubbles
Three ducks went into court. The judge called the first one to the stand. "What is your name?" he asked. "Quack." the duck answered. "And why were you arrested?" the judge asked. "I was blowing bubbles." he answered. The judge didn't see anything wrong with that, so he dismissed the duck and called up the [...]
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funnnnnny. dat that was hilirious and funny.
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so he was blowing “quack”? (crack?)
HAHA THAT WAS FUNNY!!!!!
Hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
omfg lmfao
Ha, that’s sorta like the “taking a bath with bubbles” joke.
i heard 1 like dis hear it is “a kid walks into school late and the teacher askes where he was and he says on top of strawberry hill.the teacher yells him to sit down 5 minutes later another boy walks in late and the teacher askes where he was and he also says on top of strawberry hill. a couple of minutes later a new girl comes in wither her hair messed up and zipping up her jacket. the teacher says whats your name and she says strawberry hill.”
LOL!>>FUNNy!
LOL thats HILARIOUS!!!!!!! My friend told me the same joke but in a different version here it is: “one day a guy knocked on someone’s door n asked to use the bathroom, the guy said, i dont kno u look kinda gay to me, the guy says really man i have to go! so the guy lets him in, 10 mins later another guy comes n knocks on the door n asks to use the bathroom, the guy says i dont kno u look like u kinda strayin off the path there, but the guy says come on man i really got to go, so the guy lets him in, 10 mins later another guy comes n knocks on the door n asks to use the bathroom, the guy says i dont kno u look like kinda clamy there, but the guy says come on bro, i got to go, so the guy lets him in, 10 mins later the first guy comes out n n the guy says, wat took u so long? n the guy says, i was blowing bubbles, then 10 mins later the next guy comes out, n the guy says what took u so long? n the guy says i was blowing bubbles, 10 mins later the last guy comes out, n the guy say what took u soo long, o wait, lemme guess, u were blowing bubbles? then the guy says PLZZZ I AM BUBBLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” lol, that REALLY made me laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol that a good joke TayTay
lmaoo i heared a joke likethat from my mate it whent like this ” one day a boy walked in to school 10 mins late the teacher says where have you been to boy?” ” i have been up mary rose miss” “ok sit down dont let it happen again” “ok miss”
10 mins later annother boy walks in ” where have yu been to boy ?” ” ive been up mary rose miss” ” ok dont let it happen again” then 10 mins later a girl walkes in ” oh let me guess youve been up mary rose to” ” no miss i am mary rose” lmaoo
It’s so funny.This is wat I call a joke.