Blowing Bubbles

Three ducks went into court. The judge called the first one to the stand.

“What is your name?” he asked.

“Quack.” the duck answered.

“And why were you arrested?” the judge asked.

“I was blowing bubbles.” he answered.

The judge didn’t see anything wrong with that, so he dismissed the duck and called up the next one.

“What’s your name?” he asked.

“Quack,” the duck answered.

“Why were you arrested?” the Judge asked.

“I was blowing bubbles.” the duck replied.

Again, the judge saw nothing offensive, so he called up the next duck.

“What’s your name?? No wait, let me guess, Quack.” he said.

“No,” said the duck, “My name is Bubbles.”

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Blowing Bubbles was written by F&J Staff on Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 at 9:57 am. It was filed under Gay Jokes, Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading , Don’t Step On The Ducks, Big 10 Incher, What Is Your Favorite Pastime?, The Pessimist And A Dog, Three Kick Rule.