Blowing Bubbles
Three ducks went into court. The judge called the first one to the stand.
"What is your name?" he asked.
"Quack." the duck answered.
"And why were you arrested?" the judge asked.
"I was blowing bubbles." he answered.
The judge didn't see anything wrong with that, so he dismissed the duck and called up the next one.
"What's your name?" he asked.
"Quack," the duck answered.
"Why were you arrested?" the Judge asked.
"I was blowing bubbles." the duck replied.
Again, the judge saw nothing offensive, so he called up the next duck.
"What's your name?? No wait, let me guess, Quack." he said.
"No," said the duck, "My name is Bubbles."

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funnnnnny. dat that was hilirious and funny.
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so he was blowing “quack”? (crack?)
HAHA THAT WAS FUNNY!!!!!
Hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
omfg lmfao
Ha, that’s sorta like the “taking a bath with bubbles” joke.
i heard 1 like dis hear it is “a kid walks into school late and the teacher askes where he was and he says on top of strawberry hill.the teacher yells him to sit down 5 minutes later another boy walks in late and the teacher askes where he was and he also says on top of strawberry hill. a couple of minutes later a new girl comes in wither her hair messed up and zipping up her jacket. the teacher says whats your name and she says strawberry hill.”