Blonde’s Police Application


A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The captain says they can’t just turn her away, and orders the desk officer to ask her a few questions as if doing an interview. To just ‘play along’ and humor her.

Not having any idea what to ask her to disqualify her application, the officer asks, “What’s 2+2?” “Ummm… 4!” the blonde says.

Dang, the officer thinks, so tries a harder one: “What’s the square root of 100?” “Ummm… 10!” the blonde says.

“Good!” the officer says, deciding to switch from math to history. “OK, who killed Abraham Lincoln?” “Ummm… I don’t know,” she admits.

“Well, you can go home and think about it,” he says, “and come back later and tell me what you’ve figured out.” He figures that’s the last he’ll see of her.

The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job.

“Not only did I get the job,” the blonde says, “but I’ve already been assigned to a murder case!”

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Blonde’s Police Application was written by F&J Staff on Tuesday, August 14th, 2007 at 5:04 pm. It was filed under Blonde Jokes, Clean Jokes, Jokes, Police Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading ,  More FAQ’s about Blondes,  Blondes Changing A Lightbulb,  Even More FAQ’s About Blondes,  Blonde in a Rowboat,  Blondes Make a Wish.


15 Responses to “Blonde’s Police Application”

  1. Jordan Says:
    August 18th, 2007 at 3:59 pm

    Thats funny

  2. mandie Says:
    August 20th, 2007 at 5:10 pm

    thats hillarious sounds like sonething i would do

  3. Bethany Says:
    August 26th, 2007 at 5:15 am

    It isn’t the funniest joke in the world but made me laugh.

  4. Jozie Says:
    September 1st, 2007 at 6:10 pm

    that waz funny

  5. max Says:
    September 15th, 2007 at 3:20 am

    lol so funny i nearly spewed

    (o) (o)

  6. Wolf Child Says:
    September 24th, 2007 at 9:28 am

    I didn’t laugh… :o(

  7. max chik Says:
    September 25th, 2007 at 8:09 am

    thats outragesly funny i really thought that people couldnt make jokes that funny! NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!its ok i guess but i barely laughed

  8. erica Says:
    October 1st, 2007 at 10:36 am

    it was pretty funny!

  9. bubba gump shrimp Says:
    October 18th, 2007 at 10:41 am

    it was more of a *chuckle chuckle* kinda joke then an outrighte LOL kinda joke

  10. Anti Christ Says:
    November 11th, 2007 at 10:44 am

    lol i liked it
    mainly cuz im one of those freakishly intelligent people surrounded by RETARDS at the Sub Way i work for :D

  11. Kzkzkz9 Says:
    November 13th, 2007 at 1:35 am

    funny, but didn’t make me laugh
    D:=

  12. savan Says:
    February 27th, 2008 at 11:10 pm

    sux…dumbiest joke ever…..made no sense….sorry to say that dude but I wasn’t good at all

  13. Sugar Ray Andrews Says:
    March 1st, 2008 at 10:14 pm

    you know why it made no scense??????………………. BECAUSE YOU DIDNT GET IT!!!!!! which basically says that you are a retard

  14. Sher Says:
    March 20th, 2008 at 3:20 am

    That is one of the funniest blond jokes Iv’e ever heard

  15. WalkerOfWorlds Says:
    July 20th, 2008 at 12:41 am

    It’s funny, but nobody really pays attention to History unless they’re hopeless nerds.

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