Blondes Make a Wish


Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie’s lamp.

After rubbing the lamp to make the genie appear, he said, “I will grant three wishes, one for each of you.”

The first said, “I wish I were smarter.”

So, she became a redhead.

The second blonde said, “I wish I were smarter than she is.”

She became a brunette.

The third blond ordered, “I wish I were smarter than both of them!”

So, she became a man.

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14 Responses to “Blondes Make a Wish”

  1. 14
    WalkerOfWorlds Says:

    Dumb joke. Besides, Genies are tricksters. The man in the joke might have been George W. Bush.

  2. 13
    Bob Says:

    Shut up Vicky Boys Rule, Gurls Drool!!! Girls go to Mars to get more Sars!!

  3. 12
    shivani Says:

    thats was just plain mean to all females .. hu evah rote is a sexist !

  4. 11
    Kelsey Says:

    Man this is messed up. It’s sexist. If men are so smart why do women have to do everything for them?

  5. 10
    Jacqui Says:

    it doesnt even go like that
    it goes…..

    There was a redhead a brunette and a blonde who came across a genie in a desert
    After making the genie appear he told them he would grant them a wish each
    The redhead sick of being too smart for her own good wished she was dumber, poof the genie turned her into a brunette
    The brunette wished she could be dumber so she could attract more boys, poof the genie turned her into a blonde
    The blonde after listening to the brunette and redheads wishes decided she needed to be dumber herself, so she asked the genie to also make her dumber than what she already was
    poof she turned into a man

    see now this is actually how it goes!

  6. 9
    BOB BOB BOBBLY Says:

    GO SICK WOTS THA DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A GOOD LOOKING PAKI GAL ND BIGFOOT ?Bigfoot has been spotted lol NO OFFENCE

  7. 8
    BabiiBeth_xo Says:

    well i just think its funny
    goddd girls its jus a frakin joke dont go physco! lmao
    funny joke
    x

  8. 7
    Steph Says:

    Well, there are a lot of jokes about women being smarter than men. It would be kind of a double standard to say that “men are dumb” jokes are okay, but “women are dumb” jokes aren’t. I am female, and the joke does irritate me, but I’m sure men are irritated by jokes about them too.

  9. 6
    Lola Says:

    WHAT KIND OF SEXIST WROTE THAT JOKE!!! I AM TOTALLY NOT IMPRESSED!!!!!

  10. 5
    I like Wolves Says:

    I bed to differ they are smarter in some things but not all you forget gays and asexuals :o]

  11. 4
    EmmyGal Says:

    Ummm, thats just gay? and sexist.. everyone knows women are smarter. :P

  12. 3
    madison Says:

    here’s a better one
    A blonde, redhead, and brunette get lost in the desert.
    they find a genie and get one wish each. the redhead says,
    “I wish i was back with my boyfriend.” instantly she was gone.
    the brunette says,”i wish i was back with my kids.” instantly she was gone.
    then the blonde says, “im lonely, i wish my friends were back.”
    instantly the redhead and brunette were back.
    THE MESSAGE IS…. LET THE BLONDE WISH FIRST

  13. 2
    Vicky Says:

    Ugh that joke aint funny or about a dumb blonde its just sexist

  14. 1
    adreiana Says:

    hahahahhahahha

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