Blonde Walks Into The Library


A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a book down and screams at the librarian, - “This is the WORST book I’ve ever read!” “It has NO plot and far too many characters!”

The librarian looks up and calmly remarks - “So, you’re the one who took our phone book…”

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Blonde Walks Into The Library was written by F&J Staff on Wednesday, June 27th, 2007 at 7:48 pm. It was filed under Blonde Jokes, Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading ,  Rectum Deodorant,  Blonde’s Police Application,  Did You Hear About The Blonde?,  Depressing Blonde,  Intelligence Island.


12 Responses to “Blonde Walks Into The Library”

  1. mzmixalot Says:
    August 6th, 2007 at 6:45 pm

    haha that waz funny!

  2. Aly Says:
    August 15th, 2007 at 1:34 pm

    that was stupid….. im a blonde and am like waaay tired of blonde jokes

  3. adreiana Says:
    August 22nd, 2007 at 4:55 pm

    hahahhahah ….and do the person above me if u dont like them dont try to read em hahaha im so dumb

  4. madison Says:
    August 29th, 2007 at 9:58 pm

    Aly get a grip, laugh at yourself its fun im a blonde and i love these jokes

  5. Keiko Says:
    September 4th, 2007 at 11:04 pm

    lolz sooo funny! LMAO

  6. amy Says:
    September 11th, 2007 at 10:46 pm

    this is soo insulting but hilarious!!

  7. Lola Says:
    September 21st, 2007 at 8:28 pm

    Funny funny funny…but i thought that the h section of the phone book was way better then the y section it had more action!

  8. RoRo Says:
    September 25th, 2007 at 9:22 pm

    hahahhahaa, funny but abit stoops! great!

  9. erica Says:
    October 1st, 2007 at 10:54 am

    im blonde and i love reading these jokes! that was pretty funny!

  10. Wolf Child Says:
    October 3rd, 2007 at 10:20 am

    Well, I ranted about the stereotype just click my name to read it.

    Anyway the joke has been done.

  11. Anti Christ Says:
    November 11th, 2007 at 10:42 am

    lol thats smart i like it

  12. WalkerOfWorlds Says:
    July 20th, 2008 at 1:38 am

    Classic Blonde!

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