Blonde The Builder
Two blonde chicks were building a house together. One blonde was cutting the wood and the other was on a ladder nailing. Before hammering in a nail; the blonde on the ladder would reach into her nail pouch, look at it, and either toss it over her shoulder or proceed to hammer it into the wood.
The other blonde, confused, watched her do this and after she could take it no longer yelled up, “Why the %@#& are you throwing some of the nails away?!” “Whoa! Don’t yell!” the blonde on the ladder explained, “If it’s pointed toward me when I pull it out of my pouch, I throw it away. If it’s pointed toward the house, then I can use it safely! Duh!”
The second blonde became irate at this point and started to call her all kinds of names, referencing how stupid she was and how she was the reason blonde’s get a bad rap for being dumb. She explained the importance of keeping all the nails, “Don’t throw away the nails that are pointed toward you! They’re for the other side of the house! Duh!”
What'd You Think?
(532 votes, average: 2.98 out of 5)
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March 17th, 2008 at 4:20 am
DONT KNOW IF YOU WILL GET THIS…I MEAN IF I SENT IT CORRECTLY….YOURE NOT BLOND RIGHT?
March 18th, 2008 at 6:59 am
IT’S DEFINETELY BONDS WHO DID THAT
March 21st, 2008 at 10:30 am
tsepo by any chance are you a blonde(bond)
March 21st, 2008 at 2:29 pm
this joke is really dumd i dpnt get it
March 21st, 2008 at 3:20 pm
i dont get it and i’m blonde
March 22nd, 2008 at 9:43 pm
HAHA bubba dont get it and hes a blonde lol mayb thts y u dont get it lol jks….;)
March 23rd, 2008 at 12:55 pm
GOOD 1 PEANUT BUTTER LMAO
March 23rd, 2008 at 11:59 pm
i’m not blond and i don’t get it.
March 26th, 2008 at 10:00 am
They think you can’t use the nails because they are pointed towards them, but the other says they are for the other side of the house. Instead of the nail they turn the house around. Literally cant think of how I can make it simpler but I tried.
March 26th, 2008 at 12:03 pm
if they go to the other side of the house, then the nail will be facing that side. simple.
April 3rd, 2008 at 11:48 pm
Am i the only smart person who reads blonde jokes the funny part is no matter what side of the house there on the nail will still be facing them
April 11th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
cool joke—as a “natural” blooooonde I can appreciate and retell -some of these are pretty funny-I see them more geared twd bottle blondes..and vain chicks in general
April 15th, 2008 at 11:27 am
omg, im dumb as hell and even i got that and im not blonde… lmao, it was funny
April 15th, 2008 at 5:04 pm
OMG!!! why dont some people get it??!! I mean seriously it is sooo simple…I get it!! And im blonde!!!! Lol
x
April 17th, 2008 at 9:54 am
hahaha lmfao wtf dude this wasnt all that funny. . . dude, the peoples replies are funnier than the joke itself! lmfao!
XD <3 ^_^
April 23rd, 2008 at 11:10 pm
lol i love blonde jokes i’m not a total blonde but i have my share of blonde moments maybe itsd bc i’m a dirty blonde (natural tyvm)
May 5th, 2008 at 12:47 pm
funny but a little wordy. anyone who doesn’t get it obviously has stage four tda- terminal dumbass.
May 5th, 2008 at 12:49 pm
and you can kiss my ass, tsepo and bubba.
May 5th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
this dnt make sence i dnt get it!
May 5th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
I DNT GET iT … iT DNT MAKE SENCE UGH!
May 9th, 2008 at 10:04 am
I like blonde jokes but the real joke to this is to see all of the people that spelled blonde wrong when leaving their message.
Don’t believe me….. see for yourself.
May 9th, 2008 at 5:20 pm
THAT WAS GGAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY……….DID YOU MAKE IT UP?
May 9th, 2008 at 11:34 pm
yeah i agree that was GAY
May 13th, 2008 at 10:29 am
hah..this joke is GAAAYY.. jkjk.. it was ok.. lol… gosh..im borreeedd.. lol.. me and this dude named bob are reading these jokes..and some are ok.. lol.. but ya…were in skool…(GAAAYYY)))) lol. ya..
May 14th, 2008 at 12:59 pm
this joke is really dumb. i hate jokes that have to blondes in them because they are always so predictable.
May 19th, 2008 at 5:46 am
Could someone leave a message that don’t make them sound stupid?????????
May 21st, 2008 at 5:00 pm
not the best
May 31st, 2008 at 8:38 am
huh!!
June 3rd, 2008 at 1:33 am
i was surprised by the ending…
it wasn’t really gay.. it was more like… STUPID GAY..
lolx..
June 11th, 2008 at 10:43 pm
I’m blonde and I don;t get it
June 14th, 2008 at 7:07 am
this joke is wack
June 25th, 2008 at 9:06 am
this is stupid
there is no good jokes
July 11th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
i`m blonde and i got it, its not that hard, your all just idiots!!!!!!!!!!!!
and most of you are probs fake blondes anyways.
July 18th, 2008 at 8:11 am
Uh I get it The Ones that are Towards her on the Other side of the House it opiset so she has to keep them for the other side of the House.. it is a Dumb joke though
July 22nd, 2008 at 7:01 pm
ok. that really sucked.
I don’t know one dumb blonde.
I get A’s and so does my sister, who is now
a chemical engineer. My mom used to be an engineer.
Yes, we are all blonde, and I do get this joke.
It’s not funny is all.
July 30th, 2008 at 12:13 am
no matter what way they are going to stand the nail will always be toward them… lol
August 28th, 2008 at 10:34 am
This was not that funny…but i’ll give the blonde her props!