Blonde, Redhead And Brunette In A Potato Farm
Three girls were on the run from the cops - a red head, a brunette, and a blonde. During the subsequent high speed chase the red head spotted a potato farm and suggested that the girls should hide out there.
Once at the farm all three girls girls climbed into a potato sack. The cops came to the potato farm, looked around, but saw no sign of the girls. The sheriff started kicking potato sacks to see if maybe they were hiding.
The sheriff kicked the bag with the red head in it and she yelped “Bark Bark” so they thought it was a dog. He kicked another sack, this one with the brunette in it, and she said “Meow Meow” so they thought it was a cat. Finally, just as the sheriff was about to give up - he kicked one last bag, with the blonde inside, and heard “POTATO!”
What'd You Think?
(202 votes, average: 3.29 out of 5)
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December 21st, 2007 at 1:26 pm
I love this joke. I read it to my Girl and she broke up with me after i read the part about the blonde because she is a blonde. I was laughing so hard that i didn’t hear her. She just called me and left a nasty voicemail. It said beep beep beep whore beep the beepin off and u can go and bbbbbbbbbbbbeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppppppppppppppppp a guy in the butt.
January 15th, 2008 at 11:48 am
nobody cares about your life.
this joke is great
January 15th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
wow kid we dont give a “beep” about ur stupid ass gf and ur boring ass life
January 23rd, 2008 at 3:02 pm
it was ok but the one about the scotsman the irishman and the englishman is hilarious!
January 26th, 2008 at 10:47 pm
Me & C dont give a **** so forget about her!!!! God, Just move on!!!
Sincerly, T
January 26th, 2008 at 10:50 pm
god why didnt u enter it???
February 10th, 2008 at 9:05 pm
i got a boyfriend so dont think about it matt May
P>S> i’m a girl!
February 21st, 2008 at 2:48 pm
haha this was hilarious!!!! im a natural blonde and i even thought this joke was funny.
and dude at the top, your gf was f***ing stupid for breaking up with you because of a damn joke..
STUPID!
February 21st, 2008 at 3:12 pm
THiS JOKE WAS PURDY FUNNY!
AND DUDE AT THE TOP SRY ABT YOUR STUPiD GF AND GET OVER YOURSELF!!!
February 27th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
lol
March 7th, 2008 at 5:04 pm
you guys are funnier than the joke
March 27th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
This joke is funny as hell. I love blonde jokes!
May 9th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
hahahahahaaha i love it potato how stupid can u get
July 20th, 2008 at 12:15 am
Lol. Funnier if she blonde was also half asian.
August 27th, 2008 at 12:04 am
yeah. this one is funny. but dude, if your gf was stupid enough to break up with u cause of a damn joke! c’mon call her back and cus her out, get over her, or make a joke online about you and your DUMB blonde GF and the breakin up because of one blonde joke. make a joke about it and tell it to your ex gf and then rub it in her face. trust me, it would make her cry and would have so much regret on breaking up with u. hehe. (im 15 and I have no life. I like to give people online advise such as matt)