Blonde Puppies


Three women were sitting in a bar, (burnette, red head, and a blonde) and they were all pregnant.

The burnette says, “I know what I’m going to have.” The other to asked how she knew. She replied, “well I was on top when I concieved so I will have a boy”.

The red head said, “If that is true then I will have a girl because I was on the bottom when I concieved.

The blonde starts crying and orders another shot and starts screaming, “PUPPIES, PUPPIES!”

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Blonde Puppies was written by F&J Staff on Monday, June 18th, 2007 at 9:56 pm. It was filed under Bar Jokes, Blonde Jokes, Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading , Political Puppies, Ventriloquist On Blonde Jokes, Mom Died - A Blonde’s Tragedy, Blonde Kidnapper, Overweight Blonde.


10 Responses to “Blonde Puppies”

  1. 10
    RAD19 Says:
    January 17th, 2008 at 1:45 pm

    nasty >_<

  2. 9
    Nash Says:
    December 11th, 2007 at 12:22 pm

    Doggie style… *boggle* LOL blondes….

  3. 8
    BreAnna Says:
    December 3rd, 2007 at 10:17 am

    i dont get it…yeah im i blonde,but this i dont get ……is she like having puppies or seeing puppies

  4. 7
    Mousey Says:
    November 18th, 2007 at 2:59 am

    wat the? it dont get it

  5. 6
    betcha by golly Says:
    October 24th, 2007 at 11:56 am

    she had dogstyle thats y

  6. 5
    lollipop Says:
    October 23rd, 2007 at 10:10 am

    i dont get it! puppies? wtf! yh b4 u ask i am blonde.

  7. 4
    Holly Says:
    October 20th, 2007 at 6:34 pm

    Haha, yeah. wtf?

  8. 3
    duhhh Says:
    September 11th, 2007 at 4:00 pm

    they’re all thick

  9. 2
    duhhh Says:
    September 11th, 2007 at 3:59 pm

    exactly >;l

  10. 1
    hanna Says:
    August 21st, 2007 at 6:26 pm

    why would pregnant women be in a bar

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