Blonde Patient In Pain
A girl says to her doctor, "You have to help me. I hurt all over."
She touches her right knee with her index finger and says, "Ow! That hurts."
She touches her left cheek with her index finger and says, "Ouch! That hurts, too."
She touches her right earlobe with her index finger and says, "Ow! Even that hurts."
The doctor says, "Are you a natural blonde?"
She replied, "Yes."
The doctor says, "You have a sprained finger."

(77 votes, average: 4.38 out of 5)
very funny
not at all funny
what a blonde!
kinda stupid
not that funny
just plain stupid
I DONT GET IT
I don’t get it either?? What does her being blonde have to do with a sprained finger?
They got this joke off of The Amazing Johnathon. His assistant was blonde and she broke her finger in an accident and she touched herself everywhere saying “OW!”
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wow that was kinda of funny: and cortney and erica you both must be blonde and DUMB she is a blonde and dosent know her finger is spraind, so she thinks her body hurts
o how original
it was a little funny
aha, what a bimbo
little funny
ppl can guess the reason just after her second finger point
I laughed so hard I got a headache.
haha..bimbo.
courtney and erica..im pretty sure ur blonde!!!
so lol i don’t think that was very nice my sister is a natural blonde and i hate blonde jokes
HAHA funny
wow, if you don’t like blonde jokes, why the hell are you reading blonde jokes on a joke website. DUUHH. dumb blonde.