Blonde Patient In Pain
A girl says to her doctor, “You have to help me. I hurt all over.”
She touches her right knee with her index finger and says, “Ow! That hurts.”
She touches her left cheek with her index finger and says, “Ouch! That hurts, too.”
She touches her right earlobe with her index finger and says, “Ow! Even that hurts.”
The doctor says, “Are you a natural blonde?”
She replied, “Yes.”
The doctor says, “You have a sprained finger.”
What'd You Think?

(39 votes, average: 4.46 out of 5)
July 20th, 2008 at 1:31 am
I laughed so hard I got a headache.
January 19th, 2008 at 5:26 am
little funny
ppl can guess the reason just after her second finger point
January 14th, 2008 at 12:47 pm
aha, what a bimbo
October 30th, 2007 at 6:06 pm
it was a little funny
October 28th, 2007 at 2:16 pm
o how original
October 9th, 2007 at 8:52 pm
wow that was kinda of funny: and cortney and erica you both must be blonde and DUMB she is a blonde and dosent know her finger is spraind, so she thinks her body hurts
October 3rd, 2007 at 10:17 am
They got this joke off of The Amazing Johnathon. His assistant was blonde and she broke her finger in an accident and she touched herself everywhere saying “OW!” :o)
October 1st, 2007 at 10:50 am
I don’t get it either?? What does her being blonde have to do with a sprained finger?
September 14th, 2007 at 6:11 pm
I DONT GET IT
September 1st, 2007 at 4:25 am
just plain stupid
August 3rd, 2007 at 5:06 am
not that funny
August 2nd, 2007 at 7:52 pm
kinda stupid
July 30th, 2007 at 1:40 am
what a blonde!
July 27th, 2007 at 3:27 am
not at all funny
July 24th, 2007 at 11:12 pm
very funny