Blonde Patient In Pain


A girl says to her doctor, “You have to help me. I hurt all over.”

She touches her right knee with her index finger and says, “Ow! That hurts.”

She touches her left cheek with her index finger and says, “Ouch! That hurts, too.”

She touches her right earlobe with her index finger and says, “Ow! Even that hurts.”

The doctor says, “Are you a natural blonde?”

She replied, “Yes.”

The doctor says, “You have a sprained finger.”

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15 Responses to “Blonde Patient In Pain”

  1. 15
    WalkerOfWorlds Says:

    I laughed so hard I got a headache.

  2. 14
    kbp Says:

    little funny
    ppl can guess the reason just after her second finger point

  3. 13
    RAD19 Says:

    aha, what a bimbo

  4. 12
    Jesse Says:

    it was a little funny

  5. 11
    omg Says:

    o how original

  6. 10
    didi Says:

    wow that was kinda of funny: and cortney and erica you both must be blonde and DUMB she is a blonde and dosent know her finger is spraind, so she thinks her body hurts

  7. 9
    Wolf Child Says:

    They got this joke off of The Amazing Johnathon. His assistant was blonde and she broke her finger in an accident and she touched herself everywhere saying “OW!” :o)

  8. 8
    erica Says:

    I don’t get it either?? What does her being blonde have to do with a sprained finger?

  9. 7
    Courtney Says:

    I DONT GET IT

  10. 6
    Mick Says:

    just plain stupid

  11. 5
    amy Says:

    not that funny

  12. 4
    Katey Says:

    kinda stupid

  13. 3
    jess Says:

    what a blonde!

  14. 2
    Jazz Says:

    not at all funny

  15. 1
    jasmine Says:

    very funny

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