Blonde Kidnapper
A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom.
She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, "I've kidnapped you."
She then [...]

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hahaha lol
haha! that’s pretty funny!
HAHA sweet
haha thats good, i was not expecting that
i don’t get it.
Hahahaha that’s funny
i dont get it
Notice the blonde put the note on the kid’s shirt and sent him HOME, therefore it is not a kid-napping. get it now?
notice too that first it says the kid is a girl then it says the kids a boy
THIS JOKE SUCKS
I like the first part how it says, “A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying AIR at a real bargain, needed money desperately” AIR!!!!!
LOLOLOL
also the joke is funny…..
how can people not get this joke its pretty straight forward
Haha ROTFLOL! No wonder it worked! The mom was a blond too.
It says girl than boy because this joke was originally about a boy getting taken. Whoever edited it is kind of dumb.
hahaha stupid but cute.