Blonde Kidnapper
A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom.
She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, "I've kidnapped you."
She then wrote a big note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and leave it under the apple tree next to the slides on the south side of the playground. Signed, A blonde."
The blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the apple tree. The blonde looked in the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"
What'd You Think?
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hahaha lol
haha! that’s pretty funny!
HAHA sweet
haha thats good, i was not expecting that
i don’t get it.
Hahahaha that’s funny
i dont get it
Notice the blonde put the note on the kid’s shirt and sent him HOME, therefore it is not a kid-napping. get it now?
notice too that first it says the kid is a girl then it says the kids a boy
THIS JOKE SUCKS
I like the first part how it says, “A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying AIR at a real bargain, needed money desperately” AIR!!!!!
LOLOLOL
also the joke is funny…..
how can people not get this joke its pretty straight forward
Haha ROTFLOL! No wonder it worked! The mom was a blond too.