Birthday Wife


Rich was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't have a clue what to get my wife for her birthday - she has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stumped."

His buddy said, "I have an idea - why don't you make up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way she wants it - she'll probably be thrilled."

So the that's what Rich did.

The next day at the bar his buddy said, "Well? Did you take my suggestion?"

"Yes, I did," said Joe.

"Did she like it?" His buddy asked.

"Oh yes! she jumped up , thanked me, kissed me on the forehead and ran out the door, yelling "I'll be back in an hour!"

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Birthday Wife was written by F&J Staff on Monday, June 18th, 2007 at 9:51 pmin Bar Jokes, Birthday Jokes, Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Something Special For His Birthday , Birthday Suit , A Wife’s Special Birthday Present , Took My Wife To The Bar , 50th Birthday Jokes .


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