Birthday Suit
A wife was begining to worry about her and her husbands non-existant sex life. So one afternoon the woman decided to ask her friend for some advice on how to put the spark back into her marriage.
Her friend gave her some advice that always worked with her own husband. She told the woman that every day before her husband was due back home from work, she puts on her birthday suit and waits at the top of the stairs for him to arrive. when he does, he sees her and cannot resist her and they have wild passionate sex.
The woman ran home and immediately, put on her birthday suit and waited at the top of the stairs for her husband. Within time her husband arrived through the door, looked at her and said “what on earth are you doing?”
The wife replied “it’s my birthday suit, don’t you like it?”
The husband responded “you could have ironed it first”
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dat joke is kool
that is a cool joke, unfortunately it is a joke that was translated from spanish to english. this joke is originally from Avarez Gedes. it is funny, but let there be credit where it is due.
cant say i know any spanish, so no i didnt translate anything. i just got told it by someone i know and posted it on here. im pretty sure that the joke has been told by hundreds of people before myself
wat’s a birthday suit???
please tell me
thanks…
lol
a birthday suit is wearing nothing
i thought that she’s going to be naked and they have hair pulling sex and then he gets tired of it and leaves her
Ouch
um, i dont get it, i love josh, wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
lol
LMAO
for the dumbo’s that dont get it.
\birthday suit is what ur wearing when ur born….like nothing
therefore the suit (her body) is wrinkled, and she is old and unattractive!
that joke was funny lol
oooooooooooo dats mest up but funny
ha i get it lol