Birth Control Pills
An elderly woman went to her local doctor’s office and asked to speak with her doctor. When the receptionist asked why she was there, she replied, “I’d like to have some birth control pills.”
Taken back, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, “Excuse me, Mrs. Glenwood, but you’re 80 years old. What would you possibly need birth control pills for?”
The woman replied, “They help me sleep better.”
The doctor considered this for a second, and continued… “How in the world do birth control pills help you sleep?”
The woman said, “I put them in my granddaughter’s orange juice, and I sleep better at night.”
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wtf
i dont get it
wise move ouch!
Hahaha that’s so funny! I cant believe people don’t get it.
i try to get it. is it bcoz she’d been worried about her granddaugther?
So her grand daughter wont get pregnent
Hehe, I had to think about this one for while..
Funny stuff
its not that funny
haha
Its not understandin this piece of crap. It aint interest..
superb !!!!!!!!!!!
oh wow i get it…not that funny!!
Omg
no need to worry grand child if u have a grand mother
DUH!!!!! the grandmother put the pills in her grandaughter’s OJ so that she wouldn’t be kept up at night with the grandaughter’s sex!
Funny funny >> ….
haha the grand daught used to go out with guys
wth this is so hilarious
Double DUH!! CHRISSA
That’s not it! You totally missed the point!
The gran sleeps better because she knows her daughter cant get pregnant due to the pills Gran is giving her without the grandaughters knowledge
you guys still dont get it? grandaughter is having excessive sex, so when shes havin fun on boys all the stuff in her room keeps on bangin ofcourse while her boys bangin her ofcourse. now did you get the richter scale out of it?
…right? i dnt get it
How can you not get it, the granma sleeps better at nite, knowing he grand daughter has taken birth control pills, therefore she will not fall pregnant.
a funny way of dealing with reality!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ohh ..buh wait how does birth control make anybody sleep??..
gloria,I realy can’t understand that how can u still not get the point.Dear the granny knows that her g.daughter is having sex so she gives her the pills & stays comfortable that she won’t get pregnant.I hope u get it now.
lol.. wow.. at least she dont gotta worry