Birds and The Bees, 2007 Edition


Junior asks his dad, “Daddy, how was I born?”

His dad sighs and replies, “Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway! Well, you see, your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.

We snuck into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, but it was too late to hit the delete button.

Six weeks later your mom sent me an instant message saying that her operating system was showing signs of unauthorized program activity from a self extracting file which had implanted itself in her BIOS.

Then nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared and said:

“You’ve Got Male!”

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Birds and The Bees, 2007 Edition was written by F&J Staff on Tuesday, September 4th, 2007 at 4:08 pm. It was filed under Jokes, Other Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading , Birds and Bees, Depressing Blonde, Farmer On A Plane, Two Kids At The Hospital, Needs.


11 Responses to “Birds and The Bees, 2007 Edition”

  1. 11
    kita Says:
    December 3rd, 2007 at 5:35 pm

    I think that was too much explaining for a child!

  2. 10
    k-dub63 Says:
    November 30th, 2007 at 6:48 pm

    ur a frikin dumb nasty crazy man hoe

  3. 9
    i am not telling u whho this is Says:
    November 12th, 2007 at 4:08 pm

    THAT WAS HILARIOUS I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE MOST FUNNIEST JOKE IN THE WORLD………..I SHOWED IT TO ALL OF MY HOMIES AND THEY WERE ON THE FLOOR CRYING BECASUE IT WAS SOOO FUNNYYY…….. WE GOT EVERYTHING…….. ALLL YOIU HAVETO DO IS READ IT SLOWLY AND UNDERSTAND THE HIGLIGHTED WORDS……. AND THEN IT WOULD BE THE FUNNIESTN JOKE IN THE WORLD……….. IDK IF U THINK IT IS BUT I AM CRYING RITE NOW 2 I HOOPE YOU GUYS ALL LUV ME BECASUE I AM NOT THE PERSON U THINK I AM I HAVE A BIG SECRET BUT I CAN NOT TELL U BEACAUSE I AM G A Y FINE I SAID IT R U HAPPY NOW OKAY BI I LOVE ALL U MEN OUT THERE

  4. 8
    Jenny Says:
    November 7th, 2007 at 12:38 am

    Haha I love how corny some of these jokes are. It makes me laugh

  5. 7
    brittani Says:
    October 19th, 2007 at 10:48 pm

    that ws fnny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. 6
    Wolf Child Says:
    October 19th, 2007 at 10:02 am

    You guys don’t understand. The world is relying on computers more and more each year. So the kid probably understood at least a little.

  7. 5
    Hales Says:
    September 29th, 2007 at 4:23 pm

    sooo funny

  8. 4
    Taytah bug Says:
    September 25th, 2007 at 12:16 pm

    wasnt funny kinda 2 high tech fa da child 2 undastnd!!!!

  9. 3
    blakis Says:
    September 24th, 2007 at 2:56 pm

    dat was stupid too!

  10. 2
    mastermax Says:
    September 7th, 2007 at 12:55 am

    too funny…I liked it

  11. 1
    SHIRISHM123 Says:
    September 4th, 2007 at 5:10 pm

    Too Good an explanation to a younger one for his curiosity in computer langaguage down to the earth–shirishm123

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