Birds and Bees

Little Johnny’s father came to him one day and said, “It’s time we had a talk about the birds and the bees.”

Little Johnny replied, “Oh no! First you tell me there’s no Santa Claus then to tell me there’s no Easter Bunny. If you’re going to tell me there’s no such thing as sex, I’ll have nothing to live for!”

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Birds and Bees was written by F&J Staff on Thursday, June 21st, 2007 at 10:38 am. It was filed under Jokes, Little Johnny Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading , Birds and The Bees, 2007 Edition, Mounted Police, Christmas Morning, Christmas Warning!, Hiking.