Birds and Bees

Little Johnny’s father came to him one day and said, “It’s time we had a talk about the birds and the bees.”

Little Johnny replied, “Oh no! First you tell me there’s no Santa Claus then to tell me there’s no Easter Bunny. If you’re going to tell me there’s no such thing as sex, I’ll have nothing to live for!”


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