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Little Johnny's father came to him one day and said, "It's time we had a talk about the birds and the bees."

Little Johnny replied, "Oh no! First you tell me there's no Santa Claus then to tell me there's no Easter Bunny. If you're going to tell me there's no such thing as sex, I'll have nothing to live for!"

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Birds and Bees was written by F&J Staff on Thursday, June 21st, 2007 at 10:38 amin Jokes, Little Johnny Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Birds and The Bees, 2007 Edition, Mounted Police, Christmas Morning, Hiking, Christmas Warning!.

7 Comments to “Birds and Bees”

Will says:

September 5, 2007 at 7:00 am

hahah! Great one =D 5 out of 5!
josebell says:

September 11, 2007 at 3:28 pm

that was just wrong
monica says:

December 10, 2007 at 3:09 pm

dat wuz like i dnt get it
J JOKES says:

February 29, 2008 at 12:09 pm

Smart one!
The Joker says:

May 21, 2009 at 9:15 am

Haha
darlene sakanee says:

July 20, 2009 at 11:17 am

*lol*
terrence says:

October 26, 2009 at 2:10 am

Hehe LOL he has nothing to live for if there is no such thing as sex

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