Bill Gates Meets His Programmer
Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stands over him and says, "Well Bill, I'm really confused on this one. It's a tough decision. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you helped society enormously by putting a computer in almost every home [...]
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Bill Gates Meets His Programmer
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this is very nice..good joke. this situation is similar to the software.
ummm ya, that’s the joke… wow
This is disgusting. It’s basically making fun of religion and how you get into heaven. It doesn’t matter what you do in life, you have to accept Jesus and admit that you’ve sinned. this joke is just.. horrid.
It’s not making fun of religion, it’s a joke on Bill Gates. I hate how people like you take offense when anything including religion is involved. Let your mind open up just a bit and see that IT’S A JOKE. And stop preaching while you’re at it, nobody’s listening.
let jesus into my heart!? where will my heart stay then?
lol christianity is retarded
good joke though
lmao awesome.
i hate people who get sticks up their ass everytime they read a religious joke. why are you in this section then, smart one?
Hahaha, good!
Hey guys, this is on the “Religious Jokes”. Please do not get nervous at the joke, it is on the right place.
The other verse,God answerd that’s view was seen first wast only the screensaver,hahaha. Get it?
People don’t seem to understand the bases of religion. Its all just a half-assed way to not be afraid of death. Everyone wants a place to go after death, because they can’t seem to cope with the fact that there is nothing after death. Even hell comforts them, for at least they are still in a ‘being’. I find that rather self-absorbed. All religious people are. “Oh lord, do you see that filthy man. I better hide my purse before that nigger robs me.” I feel very ashamed that I am even remotely associated with the same species.
Why do so many people read religious jokes if they are so easily offended?