Bible School Cruise With A Laywer
There was a lawyer, a priest, and a class of young bible school children on a week long winter cruise. A few days into the vacation the ship hits an iceberg and it begins to sink. The priest readies a lifeboat for their escape.
The kids, as instructed, form a single file line to get off the ship and, just as they’re about to board the lifeboat, the the lawyer runs pass them and jumps into the small inflateable raft and demands of the priest “Let’s Go!”
In shock, the priest says to the lawyer “What about the children?” The lawyner says, “Screw the children!” The priest, assuming the laywer is likely smarter than him, replies “Do we have time for that?”
What'd You Think?
(159 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)
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March 3rd, 2008 at 1:36 am
this is wrong definately not funny
March 3rd, 2008 at 6:56 am
Why isn’t it funny? it was not a bad joke (not a great one either) but it made me laugh a little bit. and its only a joke.
March 4th, 2008 at 7:12 am
not funny at all
March 5th, 2008 at 7:24 am
actualii is sik
twisted
March 5th, 2008 at 6:41 pm
ballsh*t..just wrong, out of order and totaly not the slightest bit funny.! :@
March 6th, 2008 at 3:01 am
Awkward! How can we term it a joke?
March 7th, 2008 at 11:43 am
not funny, just sick
March 9th, 2008 at 10:16 am
because it is a joke….u ppl need to lighten up
anyway why r u judging the priests …they have needs to :p
March 13th, 2008 at 5:44 pm
Twisted so not funny though it was up to the lawyer point but went sick at the priest.
March 20th, 2008 at 6:32 pm
Stupid, not funny. i want boobs
March 24th, 2008 at 11:35 pm
wow wtf you guys dont keep with the news do you. god if you knew what was going on in the world you might find this joke at least a bit funny. For that reason shut up if you find it sick. this joke is good.
March 25th, 2008 at 11:23 pm
Halarious, people get a life, catholic priests molest, read the news. Lawyers are selfish bast**ds, this is nothing new.
March 30th, 2008 at 1:26 am
aha, i had to read it like.. 3 times till i finally got it. sure, it’s sick. but it’s funny if you have at least SOME sense of humor
March 30th, 2008 at 1:26 am
“sick”, as in… disguting sick
April 2nd, 2008 at 4:52 pm
that was funny you lot act as if preists dont screw people anymore, poeple nowadayz! no ones got a sense of humour no wonder girls want a guy with one ! lol
April 2nd, 2008 at 10:41 pm
I just don’t know if that constitutes as a joke…
April 15th, 2008 at 6:10 pm
thats no joke
heres a good joke:
a priest and a rapeist wake into a bar
that was just the first guy
April 18th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
LOL^
calm down.
April 22nd, 2008 at 7:58 am
the priest would have srewed the kids even without the lawer’s go-ahead. theyve bin doing this and will continue to do it. after all they have all the dime to compensate their victims. facts are not funny..