Bible School Cruise With A Laywer
There was a lawyer, a priest, and a class of young bible school children on a week long winter cruise. A few days into the vacation the ship hits an iceberg and it begins to sink. The priest readies a lifeboat for their escape.
The kids, as instructed, form a single file line to get off the ship and, just as they’re about to board the lifeboat, the the lawyer runs pass them and jumps into the small inflateable raft and demands of the priest “Let’s Go!”
In shock, the priest says to the lawyer “What about the children?” The lawyner says, “Screw the children!” The priest, assuming the laywer is likely smarter than him, replies “Do we have time for that?”
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this is wrong definately not funny
Why isn’t it funny? it was not a bad joke (not a great one either) but it made me laugh a little bit. and its only a joke.
not funny at all
actualii is sik
twisted
ballsh*t..just wrong, out of order and totaly not the slightest bit funny.! :@
Awkward! How can we term it a joke?
not funny, just sick
because it is a joke….u ppl need to lighten up
anyway why r u judging the priests …they have needs to :p
Twisted so not funny though it was up to the lawyer point but went sick at the priest.
Stupid, not funny. i want boobs
wow wtf you guys dont keep with the news do you. god if you knew what was going on in the world you might find this joke at least a bit funny. For that reason shut up if you find it sick. this joke is good.
Halarious, people get a life, catholic priests molest, read the news. Lawyers are selfish bast**ds, this is nothing new.
aha, i had to read it like.. 3 times till i finally got it. sure, it’s sick. but it’s funny if you have at least SOME sense of humor
“sick”, as in… disguting sick
that was funny you lot act as if preists dont screw people anymore, poeple nowadayz! no ones got a sense of humour no wonder girls want a guy with one ! lol
I just don’t know if that constitutes as a joke…
thats no joke
heres a good joke:
a priest and a rapeist wake into a bar
that was just the first guy
LOL^
calm down.
What I got out of this help hazardous joke was:: One Man,s intimidation becam another man fear, which cuased the priest to compromise his values.
while accepting a false in place of truth.
People, this is,nt a joke, but a snapshot of the reality in this world in which we life..Think about only 10% RULE THE WORLD..This is not a joke..//But a wicked and perverse world.
So many are asking this questions: Who,d right and who,s wrong…Please post
the priest would have srewed the kids even without the lawer’s go-ahead. theyve bin doing this and will continue to do it. after all they have all the dime to compensate their victims. facts are not funny..
that was pretty funny.
That joke is really really old………….:P
I have read the same joke before…..just wasn’t about a lawyer & a priest, it had Michael Jackson in a sinking ship
If you think this joke is wrong, then your a hypocrite. You guys will laugh at black jokes, redneck jokes, blond jokes, and even yo mamma jokes, but once someone talks about christianity, it’s like sh*t hits the fan! We have freedom of speach for a reason. If you dont like it, get out of the country!
This isn’t funny and completely off base. Preists don’t have sex with children, they molest them. Get the facts straight, preists don’t penetrate, they fondle.
its aight
You folks are pathetic. Grow a sense of humor, and get the hell off your moral high-horse. You’re acting like he posted child pornography.
I propose that any Christian that cannot take this in good humor take a good look at themselves. Consider your standards, and consider the fact that your religion is flawed.
this is great except that the priest would be all for raping the kids, whether he thought the lawyer was smart or not.
i’ve heard this before but it goes like this..
bob geldof, ozzy osbourne and gary glitter on the titantic. it starts to sink and bob geldof says ’save the children!’ ozzy osbourne says ‘fuck the children!’ gary glitter goes ‘how much time do we have?’
pshh ive got a better one thats sort of similar to this:
there was a ship carrying some boy scouts, a sailor, and michael jackson. their boat crashed into a glacier and their ship started to sink. the sailor got out a life boat and jumped in. he urges michael jackson to jump in with him. “what about the children?” he said. “fuck the children!” the sailor replied. then micahel jackson goes “do we have time?”
pshhh i heard this before. except the lawyer was a sailor and the priest was michael jackson.
disgustin, but totally true bout lawyers an priests. if ya cant handle da truth, dont look at lawyer/priest jokes
Kind of twisted.
it was ok
I think its funny either way. Some priests screw kids and mj( HSRIP) screwed some
I thought it was great! I bet the people that didnt think it was funny are catholics……its always the catholics!
funny but very old.
omg lmao hahahahaa i had to read it one more time to get it..was it a catholic priest?