Belligerent Bear


A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.

The bartender approaches and says, “We don’t serve beer to bears in bars in Billings.”
The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer. The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, “We don’t serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings.”

The bear, very angry now, says, “If you don’t serve me a beer, I’m going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar.”

The bartender says again, “Sorry, we don’t serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings.”

The bear goes to the end of the bar and, as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.

The bartender states yet again, “Sorry, we don’t serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings that are on drugs.”

The bear says, “I’m not on drugs.”

The bartender says, “You are now, that was a Barbitchyouate.”

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15 Responses to “Belligerent Bear”

  1. Hoang Says:

    What the hell is a Barbitchyouate? And what’s funny about this joke is the bartender
    say things in a series that start with the letter “b”. “We don’t serve beers to bears
    in bars in Billing…” Acccckkkkk!!!!! (Choking)

  2. Michelle Says:

    Utterly rediculas,

    soooooo not funny!

  3. Mandie Says:

    Omg this story is fun about the BarBit… i dont want to spoil it but it was halarious and kept me reading. thank you you gave me a brigter day

  4. carise Says:

    sooooooooooooooo not funny I DON’T GET IT

  5. Brandy Says:

    For those who don’t get it, “barbitchyouate” is a play on the word “barbiturate,” which is a drug.

  6. jason Says:

    uhg its kinda built of older words but… its bar bitch you ate insted of barbiturate as brandy said

  7. KrooKaBanger Says:

    WTF….???

  8. miguels Says:

    that was GREAT!
    703629 6597

  9. TAN Says:

    HILARIOUS!

  10. girlie Says:

    it was ok! it kinda took me a min to get it but….what can i say??????

  11. Klauss Barbie Says:

    OK FUNNY BUT THERE IS ONLY ONE R IN BARBITUATE

  12. Liaison Says:

    Thank goodness there are still a few people out there who recognize drugs by their technical name! The joke was amusing…the responses hilarious!

  13. Erik Says:

    it was alright!

    menshumor.com………..coming soon!

  14. Emma Says:

    That was just crap, some 1 has no sense of humor

  15. Shanon Says:

    thanks Brandy, now i get it

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