Belligerent Bear
A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.
The bartender approaches and says, “We don’t serve beer to bears in bars in Billings.”
The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer. The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, “We don’t serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings.”
The bear, very angry now, says, “If you don’t serve me a beer, I’m going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar.”
The bartender says again, “Sorry, we don’t serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings.”
The bear goes to the end of the bar and, as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.
The bartender states yet again, “Sorry, we don’t serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings that are on drugs.”
The bear says, “I’m not on drugs.”
The bartender says, “You are now, that was a Barbitchyouate.”
What'd You Think?
(64 votes, average: 2 out of 5)
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August 31st, 2007 at 2:56 pm
What the hell is a Barbitchyouate? And what’s funny about this joke is the bartender
say things in a series that start with the letter “b”. “We don’t serve beers to bears
in bars in Billing…” Acccckkkkk!!!!! (Choking)
September 7th, 2007 at 12:15 pm
Utterly rediculas,
soooooo not funny!
September 12th, 2007 at 9:06 pm
Omg this story is fun about the BarBit… i dont want to spoil it but it was halarious and kept me reading. thank you you gave me a brigter day
September 19th, 2007 at 12:23 pm
sooooooooooooooo not funny I DON’T GET IT
September 19th, 2007 at 4:04 pm
For those who don’t get it, “barbitchyouate” is a play on the word “barbiturate,” which is a drug.
September 20th, 2007 at 8:27 pm
uhg its kinda built of older words but… its bar bitch you ate insted of barbiturate as brandy said
September 21st, 2007 at 10:14 am
WTF….???
October 10th, 2007 at 7:46 am
that was GREAT!
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October 16th, 2007 at 11:42 am
HILARIOUS!
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:17 am
it was ok! it kinda took me a min to get it but….what can i say??????
November 16th, 2007 at 1:24 pm
OK FUNNY BUT THERE IS ONLY ONE R IN BARBITUATE
November 20th, 2007 at 9:34 pm
Thank goodness there are still a few people out there who recognize drugs by their technical name! The joke was amusing…the responses hilarious!
January 12th, 2008 at 12:04 am
it was alright!
menshumor.com………..coming soon!
March 3rd, 2008 at 10:19 am
That was just crap, some 1 has no sense of humor
July 18th, 2008 at 9:44 am
thanks Brandy, now i get it