Battery Acid

Little Johnny's sitting on the street corner playin with battery acid, when a priest walked up and said, "Johnny, you should play with holy water instead." Little Johnny says, "Why is that?". The priest replies, "I put holy water on a pregnant lady and she passed a baby". Little Johnny says to the priest, "That [...]

Battery Acid

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Battery Acid was written by F&J Staff on Thursday, June 21st, 2007 at 10:37 amin Jokes, Little Johnny Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Ding Dong , Nice Catch , Catholic Girls , A Bun In The Oven , Little Johnny Wants Some Ice Cream .

9 Comments to “Battery Acid”

• Rhys says:

  September 20, 2007 at 4:49 am

  haha
• meSohORNy says:

  March 6, 2009 at 11:54 am

  HA not funny
• HahaJamie says:

  March 19, 2009 at 12:43 pm

  Huh? God, jokes just get more stupid…
• Taylor says:

  June 6, 2009 at 3:53 pm

  Ha
• terrence says:

  October 26, 2009 at 2:15 am

  That’s real offending to me and some other people
• chase stevens says:

  April 28, 2010 at 8:56 am

  i dont get it
• RoJo says:

  September 13, 2010 at 5:24 pm

  it is offensive to us.. f*k u guys who put these up
• rico says:

  September 22, 2010 at 2:54 am

  I dont think its that offensive. I kinda like it.
• i'm dumb says:

  March 7, 2011 at 10:31 pm

  he puts battery acid on the cats ass and it beats a volkswagon