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Battery Acid

Little Johnny's sitting on the street corner playin with battery acid, when a priest walked up and said, "Johnny, you should play with holy water instead." Little Johnny says, "Why is that?". The priest replies, "I put holy water on a pregnant lady and she passed a baby".

Little Johnny says to the priest, "That ain't sh*t. I put battery acid on a cat's ass and he passed a Volkswagon!"

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Battery Acid was written by F&J Staff on Thursday, June 21st, 2007 at 10:37 amin Jokes, Little Johnny Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Ding Dong , Nice Catch , Catholic Girls , A Bun In The Oven , Little Johnny Wants Some Ice Cream .

5 Comments to “Battery Acid”

Rhys says:

September 20, 2007 at 4:49 am

haha
meSohORNy says:

March 6, 2009 at 11:54 am

HA not funny
HahaJamie says:

March 19, 2009 at 12:43 pm

Huh? God, jokes just get more stupid…
Taylor says:

June 6, 2009 at 3:53 pm

Ha
terrence says:

October 26, 2009 at 2:15 am

That’s real offending to me and some other people

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