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		<title>By: PJMcK1954</title>
		<link>http://www.funnyandjokes.com/barack-obama-vs-little-girl.html/comment-page-6#comment-31977</link>
		<dc:creator>PJMcK1954</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 May 2011 16:43:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Greetings to the real Americans who want what&#039;s best for America: For Obama to be a one-term President.

Q: Why does President Obama want to visit Saudi-Arabia?
A: Because he&#039;s home-sick.

Q: What is about 7&#039; long and was wrapped around sh!t?
A: Young Barack Obama&#039;s turbin.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Greetings to the real Americans who want what&#8217;s best for America: For Obama to be a one-term President.</p>
<p>Q: Why does President Obama want to visit Saudi-Arabia?<br />
A: Because he&#8217;s home-sick.</p>
<p>Q: What is about 7&#8242; long and was wrapped around sh!t?<br />
A: Young Barack Obama&#8217;s turbin.</p>
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		<title>By: Hayden mattox</title>
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		<dc:creator>Hayden mattox</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 May 2011 13:08:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>yo mama is obama</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>yo mama is obama</p>
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		<title>By: JJJJJJJJJJJJJ</title>
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		<dc:creator>JJJJJJJJJJJJJ</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 May 2011 20:01:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>you are gay</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>you are gay</p>
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		<title>By: vOOTON</title>
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		<dc:creator>vOOTON</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Mar 2011 08:08:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The Obama can make changes to america by increasing salary of persons working in america by 100 times and decreasing value of us$ by 100.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Obama can make changes to america by increasing salary of persons working in america by 100 times and decreasing value of us$ by 100.</p>
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		<title>By: PJMcK1954</title>
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		<dc:creator>PJMcK1954</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Mar 2011 07:40:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>My fellow patriotic Americans, here are some more jokes about the man who saved Jimmy Carter from the distinction of being the worst President in over 60 years.

Q: What is large, white and has a black @sshole?
A: 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

Q: What is Barack Obama&#039;s birthstone?
A: Rock cocaine</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My fellow patriotic Americans, here are some more jokes about the man who saved Jimmy Carter from the distinction of being the worst President in over 60 years.</p>
<p>Q: What is large, white and has a black @sshole?<br />
A: 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue</p>
<p>Q: What is Barack Obama&#8217;s birthstone?<br />
A: Rock cocaine</p>
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		<title>By: Spoonman</title>
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		<dc:creator>Spoonman</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Feb 2011 22:55:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Michelle obama, Barack and Oprah Winfrey are all flying in air force one.             
  Michelle speaks up and says if i take 10,000 dollars and throw onethousand dollar bills out the window.i can make ten people happy
  Then Barack says if i take 10,000 dollars and throw 100&#039;s out the window i can make one hundred people happy
   Oprah then says well if i throw 10$ bills out the window i can make 1000 people happy
   The pilot hears all of this and says to himself &quot;what a bunch of egotists, I can throw three N*****s out the window and make millions of people happy!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Michelle obama, Barack and Oprah Winfrey are all flying in air force one.<br />
  Michelle speaks up and says if i take 10,000 dollars and throw onethousand dollar bills out the window.i can make ten people happy<br />
  Then Barack says if i take 10,000 dollars and throw 100&#8242;s out the window i can make one hundred people happy<br />
   Oprah then says well if i throw 10$ bills out the window i can make 1000 people happy<br />
   The pilot hears all of this and says to himself &#8220;what a bunch of egotists, I can throw three N*****s out the window and make millions of people happy!</p>
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		<title>By: OMG</title>
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		<dc:creator>OMG</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Jan 2011 14:03:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Unbelievable. Are you serious??? Is this what it has come to??? Get a life, learn to spell and find a period for your sentences once in a while instead of prolonging the one in your pants. Its a joke blog, get over it for the love of Obama.. I mean God.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Unbelievable. Are you serious??? Is this what it has come to??? Get a life, learn to spell and find a period for your sentences once in a while instead of prolonging the one in your pants. Its a joke blog, get over it for the love of Obama.. I mean God.</p>
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		<title>By: Del</title>
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		<dc:creator>Del</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Dec 2010 20:26:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@Fyrefiend  are you impeded? You can say whatever you like short of a threat of harm to anyone let alone a presidential looser to the effect of obummer, that being said BHO if you ever read this... kiss my republican voting ass you pathetic excuse for a president, even carter did better than you (not by much though)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@Fyrefiend  are you impeded? You can say whatever you like short of a threat of harm to anyone let alone a presidential looser to the effect of obummer, that being said BHO if you ever read this&#8230; kiss my republican voting ass you pathetic excuse for a president, even carter did better than you (not by much though)</p>
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		<title>By: PJMcK1954</title>
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		<dc:creator>PJMcK1954</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Dec 2010 05:40:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The comments about the &quot;Barack Obama -vs- the Intelligent Little Girl&quot; joke, such as the little girl &quot;should change that mouth of hers,&quot; along with other stupid commentaries, which have no entertainment value should be purged.
I believe that most of us would rather laugh at jokes about the worst President that this nation has been burdened with since the 1800&#039;s.
Now it&#039;s joke time.

Q: What&#039;s big, dark, evil, stupid and thunders &quot;Fee Fee Fi Fi Fo Fo Fee&quot; ?
A: Barack Obama giving out his telephone number (without the help of a teleprompter).

Q: Why did Barack Obama go overseas to apologize for our great country and then bad-mouth Americans?
A: Because Jimmy Carter had laryngitis.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The comments about the &#8220;Barack Obama -vs- the Intelligent Little Girl&#8221; joke, such as the little girl &#8220;should change that mouth of hers,&#8221; along with other stupid commentaries, which have no entertainment value should be purged.<br />
I believe that most of us would rather laugh at jokes about the worst President that this nation has been burdened with since the 1800&#8242;s.<br />
Now it&#8217;s joke time.</p>
<p>Q: What&#8217;s big, dark, evil, stupid and thunders &#8220;Fee Fee Fi Fi Fo Fo Fee&#8221; ?<br />
A: Barack Obama giving out his telephone number (without the help of a teleprompter).</p>
<p>Q: Why did Barack Obama go overseas to apologize for our great country and then bad-mouth Americans?<br />
A: Because Jimmy Carter had laryngitis.</p>
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		<title>By: PJMcK1954</title>
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		<dc:creator>PJMcK1954</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Nov 2010 04:43:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>While visiting Queen Elizabeth II, President Obama asked, &quot;Your Majesty, how is it that you run such an efficient government?&quot;
She replied, &quot;Mr.President, I surround myself with intelligent people. Let me demonstrate.&quot; She picked up the telephone and said, &quot;Please summon Tony Blair.&quot;
Moments later, former Prime Minister Tony Blair was ushered in.
&quot;Mr.Blair,&quot; said, the Queen. &quot;Your parents have a child who is neither your brother or your sister. Who is that child?&quot;
&quot;That child would be me,&quot; replied Blair.
After returning to the White House, Obama summoned Vice President Joe Biden and asked, &quot;Joe. Your parents have a child who is neiter your brother or your sister. Who is that child?&quot;
Biden replied, &quot;Let me first think about that question. I will give you the answer later.&quot;
Later, while in the men&#039;s room, Biden saw Newt Gingrich and asked, &quot;Newt, your parents have a child who is neither your brother or your sister. Who is that child?&quot;
Gingrich replied, &quot;That child would be me.&quot;
Biden excitedly returned to the Oval Office and told Obama, &quot;That answer to your question is quite elementary. That child would be none other than Newt Gingrich.&quot;
Obama replied, &quot;You fool. That child would be Tony Blair.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>While visiting Queen Elizabeth II, President Obama asked, &#8220;Your Majesty, how is it that you run such an efficient government?&#8221;<br />
She replied, &#8220;Mr.President, I surround myself with intelligent people. Let me demonstrate.&#8221; She picked up the telephone and said, &#8220;Please summon Tony Blair.&#8221;<br />
Moments later, former Prime Minister Tony Blair was ushered in.<br />
&#8220;Mr.Blair,&#8221; said, the Queen. &#8220;Your parents have a child who is neither your brother or your sister. Who is that child?&#8221;<br />
&#8220;That child would be me,&#8221; replied Blair.<br />
After returning to the White House, Obama summoned Vice President Joe Biden and asked, &#8220;Joe. Your parents have a child who is neiter your brother or your sister. Who is that child?&#8221;<br />
Biden replied, &#8220;Let me first think about that question. I will give you the answer later.&#8221;<br />
Later, while in the men&#8217;s room, Biden saw Newt Gingrich and asked, &#8220;Newt, your parents have a child who is neither your brother or your sister. Who is that child?&#8221;<br />
Gingrich replied, &#8220;That child would be me.&#8221;<br />
Biden excitedly returned to the Oval Office and told Obama, &#8220;That answer to your question is quite elementary. That child would be none other than Newt Gingrich.&#8221;<br />
Obama replied, &#8220;You fool. That child would be Tony Blair.&#8221;</p>
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