Barack Obama -vs- An Intelligent Little Girl
Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane trip back to Washington. He turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to [...]
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Barack Obama -vs- An Intelligent Little Girl
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Hi guys, I’m not a racist, but I’m glad not to be an American. It doesn’t mean I hate you at all, but it makes me sad how unhappy you appear to be. I’m also glad to know that there are Americans, who don’t perceive themselves as being Americans, but rather something that easy to understand: fücking human beings or earthlings, with heads full of shït. I’m not saying I’m not full of shït. On the contrary, I am even more full of garbage than I might doubt, but at least I let you know! I found the joke funny too. But the most funny parts of the joke, are the political and aggressive reactions/comments. You’re really full of shït too, if you still blindly believe that someone like Obama (full of shït of course (like me and you), but still human) will save America or the world, or you believe he’s Satan… then you you’re caught in your own web of beliefs, feeding your hatred against others and considerately killing yourselves. Obama said “We can change”, but you know, of course this is true, we do change all the time… This is nothing new. Life is ambivalent, the human world is the world of contradictions, if there weren’t any, we would never change and everything would be perfect…
What do you people have against President Obama? I wish you will get over the fact that he won president and most of you racist people don’t like it!! I agree with Brandon you should show respect to your president. If you don’t wanna do that why don’t you go say these words to his face!! I get sick and tired of you ignorant people making racial comments and “jokes” about our president. I put jokes in parenthesis because this is not a joke it’s not all that funny! I’m not preaching to the world I’m just saying that this is not funny. I agree with the person that said how can anyone clean up the mess Bush left us? If you got a problem with our president i would like to see you go say it to his face. And if you really believe this is a true about being on an airplane with a little girl then you are complete idiots! And I don’t care if you say anything about me on here because honestly I care less and I will not be getting on this website ever again, so go ahead say whatever you want about me it’s just gonna prove that you know I’m right about this. I agree with Brandon and I also agree with Sam and I agree with all the other people that agree with Sam. Now I won’t see how many of you all will actually go to President Obama’s face and tell him that you hate him,tell him that he’s a lier and a fool and stupid. But,we all know that most of you all that are saying bad things probably won’t do it. I would also like you all to go on t.v while he is making a speech tell him what you think about him. All it’s gonna prove is that you are brave it won’t prove anything else.
GOODBYE!!!
I see a lot of Liberals are upset by those who call OBAMA names.
I have ONE question for all of you.
Where were you when President Bush was being called Names such as “Monkey”.
Get over it or change it by stopping your side from calling Republicans names.
ok well everbody has there opinion to like obama or not so it doesnt matter ii\f u like obama why di u ope n the joke?
I just don’t see why anyone who doesn’t care for obama is considered racist… it absolutely boggles my mind. And to show respect and follow your President without question is not only servile but unpatriotic. We need to watch him like a hawk and criticize his every move, for without us to stop him from usurping too much power, who would? And for the racist comments, and I understand anyones trepidation to touch on such a volatile subject, but I must ask if it was indeed the “whites” who enslaved “your” people,(which if you believe that then I highly recommend you research your history because you are very wrong), who was it that freed you? But to ask for thanks for my ancestors freeing your ancestors would be deemed racist I’m sure. It’s such a shame people have such selective knowledge. This comment is directed at “NOTGIVINGANAMEITCAUSESPROBLEMS”.
please give him a break, being a black and white he accomplished a lot before we were able to post something online. Appriciate the man for his inner strength and will power. let us pray the lord for his health and wealth of USA. Love your friends and family also your foes.
God Bless America
look its not my president i didnt vote for him 1 way or another however i am hearing some complaints from the ones that did answer that if you could.
It makes me quit sick to hear my fellow Americans fight like this on the Internet. While my “brothers and sisters” are in a warzone protecting the right for freedom of speach. Thats right the freedom “we” (the president included) have. President Obama is are President no matter what. If you say that he isnt yours then your not an American. Thats right. You may not like him, and i dont blame you. I dont like him either, but he is my “boss” and i have to obey the orders passed down from him to me. And if you dont like him that much. There is a thing called run against him for President. Thats the great thing about America and thats why i love “our” country. Be glad you can vote for your government officals, instead of someone doing it for you. Thank you for your time and God Bless
Great joke!
Should be more of them.
I don’t know how the US was hoodwinked into thinking that all the world likes Bannana because we don’t!
Aussie
For one, little girls who have been brought up right do not talk to their elders the way she did. Second of all, the whites need to stop being accused of making the balcks slaves cause that was way before now and that was the ones many moons ago and you need to get over yourselves. I didn’t do it and no more then the ones that are here today. You can’t hold us to blame no more then I hold two black men for rape in the past. It could have been two white men. Also, I am not really white cause white is like chalk. But I don’t go find another name for myself like African Americans cause you all didn’t come from there. You are just darker color and you are just as equal as the whites.
In 1507, German cartographer Martin Waldseemüller produced a world map on which he named the lands of the Western Hemisphere”America” after Italian explorer and cartographer Amerigo Vespucci.[12] The former British colonies first used the country’s modern name in the Declaration of Independence, the “unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America” adopted by the “Representatives of the united States of America” on July 4, 1776
The United States is a multicultural nation, home to a wide variety of ethnic groups, traditions, and value. Aside from the now small Native American and Native Hawaiian populations, nearly all Americans or their ancestors immigrated within the past five centuries. The culture held in common by most Americans—mainstream American culture—is a Western culture largely derived from the traditions of European immigrants with influences from many other sources, such as traditions brought by slaves from Africa.
More recent immigration from Asia and especially Latin America has added to a cultural mix that has been described as both a homogenizing melting pot and a heterogeneous salad bowl in which immigrants and their descendants retain distinctive cultural characteristics. WITH OUR HAMBURGER, Velveeta Cheese, TO THE CHICAGO HOT DOG, PIZZA ,FOOT BALL, BASE BALL AND ROLLER BL ADDING & COMPUTERS TO HOLLYWOOD to innovation we went to the moon and further.. IN SHORT ORDER AMERICA HAS LEFT THE BIGGEST MARK IN THE WORLD IN THE SHORTEST PERIOD OF TIME DUE TO OPPRESSION AND DETENTION OF OTHER CULTURES WHICH TRANSFORMED THIS NATION INTO TO A FIGHTING TEAM.
IN DEFENSE OF THE AMERICA WE KNOW OF INDIVIDUAL FREEDOM, FREE MARKETS, AND RESPECT OF PROPERTY. *************
TO DEPART FROM THESE PRINCIPLES IS TO INVITE TYRANNY WHOSE ARRIVAL WILL MOST LIKELY BE UNANNOUNCED, GRADUAL, AND UNDER THE CLOAK OF A CENTRAL GOVERNMENT USING DEMOCRATIC INSTITUTIONS.
President Obama is heading towards disaster AND SUCKING OT OUR RESOURCES The evidence is overwhelming, and it helps explain why he is pursuing kamakazi-like economic policies that will damage the private sector in America. HE HAS BEEN DISCOVERED & by taking his party along THEY ARE GASPING FOR air and running towards the light.
Jefferson was a leader in developing republicanism in the United States. He insisted that the British aristocratic system was inherently corrupt and that Americans’ devotion to civic virtue required independence. IHe warned that Hamilton and Adams were trying to impose a British-like monarchical system that threatened republicanism. He supported the War of 1812, hoping it would drive away the British military and ideological threat from Canada. NO we must do the same as socialism is the plague that Obama wishes this country to be infected with and be rendered weak.I have never considered a difference of opinion in politics, in religion, in philosophy, as a cause for withdrawing from a friendship but in an enemy it gives me strength to fight to the end
See,we have started to get the first signs of some of his flock jumping ship. IN the coming months it will be the whole crew. Justice will be served because in God We Trust, the freedom of speech and the very reason
“We the People” have the right to BEAR ARMS.
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I haven’t read all of these comments, but I did however read the one posted by “NOTGIVINGANAMEITCAUSESPROBLEMS”, and you mention us being racist by making jokes about Obama. However, you turn around in insult our former President, George Bush. Now, I would like to point out to you that I find this joke rather funny- but not because I am racist. I am not racist in the least and I would be more than happy for a person of color to be our president, however, to me it is more the policies behind the person rather than their skin color.
But if we are speaking on the matter of color, does not everyone realize that our president is less African American than anything else? He is more caucasian than arabian and more arabian than black. Why would someone say we have a black president when to be politically correct he is nothing of the sort.
Perhaps I would be looked down upon for my young age, since I am not old enough to vote and had no say in the matter of who was to be our president. Although I do not like the man’s political position, as the sailor said he is still our president.
And to those of you who talk down on former President Bush, you should remember he was a leader in great difficulty as well. If you dislike what you hear said about Obama, perhaps you should rewind several years and listened to what might have come out of your own mouths toward Bush.
That joke is very believable because we all know Obama is just that much of an idiot.
Hey I’m not racist….i just hate obama. doesnt matter is he was white or not. hes sucks period
I think that whatever someone’s opinion on Barack Obama it is their own. Everyone will always disagree with someone and we don’t need to argue over that. We should just accept people are different. This website is a joke website which children read. These comments are inappropiate for children to be reading and offensive to many people. People come here to laugh not be berated. I think everyone should not post unless it’s a courteous comment.
Thanks for the heaping portion of morning mush Cassandra.
wow you guys have a lot to say just about a joke lol i love obama but i still think the joke is funny !!!!!!!!!
Why do you people always assume that if someone doesn’t like Obama it’s because he’s black? Justifies how many of his followers know he doesn’t have anything to offer this country…
Yes. We all know that Obama is president. I am neutral though. I don’t care who’s president– I’m a minor. But I still find Obama jokes funny. Just like I find Bush jokes funny. So why don’t some people keep their racist comments to themselves? (This includes saying, “You are so racist.” And the likes.)
Just because you don’t like Obama, does not make you a racist. Truthfully, it makes you a patriot, seeing as how he is systematically tearing apart the fabric of this country. This joke says it all in a nutshell. Obama is way out of his league. He bit off more than he could chew, just like all of those who voted for him. People act like this is the man who is the savior of America and Americans, when they should be running for cover to hide from the wake of destruction that he has already started bestowing upon this country. People want to turn jokes into politics then they need to actually learn to articulate their statements into something that sounds like a rational thought, instead of just saying that I’m a damn racist cause I don’t like Obama. Are all the blacks that hated Bush or Reagan racist? No. They have the right to their opinion. Just like I have the right to mine.
okay first off, just because someone doesn’t like Barak Obama, doesn’t mean they’re racist. in fact, if it wasn’t for the fear of being called racist, voters would have more likely have voted for mccain. obama has had so little actual political experience, becoming president is one of the worst things that could happen to him. his socialist ideals, the health care plan, his anti-gun beliefs, all of these, if anyone here actually pays any attention to their history, these are things that lead to the failure of a country. these are things voters should have looked at when they voted, not the color of his skin. obama supporters can call racist all they want, but from an inteligent standpoint, they are the people that would run this country into the ground before admitting they’re wrong. the people of this country shouldnt just sit back and accept what he is doing. even in the constituion, we have the right to tear town this government if it becomes destructive to it’s own ends which, with obama as president, is happening at this very moment.
To notanamerican : we are glad you’re not an American, too.
Love, a 13th generation American.
Cassandra, it seems to me that if you are so concerned about children, I am sure you will keep YOUR own kids off the site. Otherwise, let the rest of us deal with our children the way we choose.
And Prasad…are you fu@$king kidding me?
” Appriciate the man for his inner strength and will power”?????
That’s Michelle’s job.
Personally, I think he’s an ass with the strength to weild his power at screwing things totally up.
NOTGIVINGANAMEITCAUSESPROBLEMS says:
” Now I won’t see how many of you all will actually go to President Obama’s face and tell him that you hate him,tell him that he’s a lier and a fool and stupid”
oh, yea? When should I expect him?
all of you….. No one speaks the real truth here! Every person is a racist in one way shape or form.. And it is still very much alive.. especially when i know that little black children no more then 7 or 8 yrs old are taunting white teachers in school…with name calling..
This is obviously taught at home.. “watch out.. we can do anything we want… Obama is President now”… give me a break… I dont like Obama one bit!!! Or his very racist WIFE!!! And i cant stand Biden or Pelosi morons!!
If you read some facts from real books, you will realize how this new Health reform is a socialized way! Just like Canada… go ask a Canadian how they like their INS?? They dont like it, Thats why they come here! So 35 Million people dont have ins…those people are lovin Obama…11million immigrants live here… that 1/3 of those uninsured!! do i want to pay for their ins… r u kidding me! Its going to be mandated… how are unemployed , or underpaid people going to pay for it???? ME!!! Not out ofmy pocket!!!! I have insurance and want to keep what i have without a hike in our premium… or worrying that i might not be able to have a surgery or meds i may need when i am 60!!! who gives Obama the right to tell me that…..My doctor should tell me what i need… and with my ins co now.. i would be able to get it..(AETNA the best) who knows about when im 60……. Obama… One Term President!! for the sake of the Country……..everyone should wake up and getback to your history lessons in school and realize what the hell is going on…. Yeah and where are his papers??? if thats the way to get him out of office, then g-d dammit …. do it!!!!! Whats with all these bribes too???? yes i said bribes not deals… thats how to get a vote to pass healthcare! Chicago sleaseball politics!!! Go Home!
Well whoever says Obama is a great president is in a place all their,own when he passed that bull #$%* health care bill he screwed up all our childrens lives.I just don’t see how people can agree with the lie that Obama is a great president.if you do think he is great tell that to my fist.
parsad you should shut up!yoursuperior is right, whites were the people who freed blacks.so Obama should not screw up america.Or maybe Obama is working with the terrorists and is purposely screwing up america
Brack Obama is a joke! someone should just shot him in the head!
bye bye brack! haha!
I think Dale Smith should really rethink that horrible comment.
This joke originally was pro Obama, OR vice versa, who cares. To the next President I say your name will be switched out and on and on, we will hear this joke to the end of time. Like all sh*t, recycle baby…
RJH just shut up!Go Dale Smith!!!!
Shut the fuc* up lucy wellington!
RJH your wrong, Obama is more of an idiot than that!HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Obama should’ve been shot from the beginning!Hi I’m Obama and I state that I will change the state for the better.BOOOOM!
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I’m so seldom wrong it’s hardly worth mentioning and this isn’t one of those times. I don’t care what your politics, statements like that are wrong and could end up with you looking through the bars of a prison cell.
RJH, burn in hell!
OOOOOHHHH!!!!!ASSWIPE
someone needs to tell the doctor to turn up the juice a little for his shock treatments.
ur still an asswipe
someone did you forget to take your medication today? I’ll pray for you.
NOTGIVINGANAMEITCAUSESPROBLEMS, I would tell Obama exactly what I think of him and ask him all the questions in the world about his policies. That is assuming he’ll let me be one of the average Americans in his town hall meetings.
make fun of me I’m a joke i need to do what i say and i was born in a different country. I’m stupid
I am not on medications dumbass!!!!!!!!!!!!right to RJASS!!!OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!burn asswipe!!!!!!!!!!!!
you know it’s not that we’re racist, it’s because Obama always had a reputation of spending ridiculous amounts of money and doing stupid things with it, or in our current case, nothing at all. he won a nobel peace prize, let’s face it, because he is the first BLACK president. now, that is reverse racism. he wants to take away our guns, freedom, and money. well he can keep his ‘change’ and you know, when he said ‘YES WE CAN’, i bet he was talking about destroying america
someone needs his meds tweaked a little, along with a few more amps on his shock treatments. someone at least go grab a currant bush. Then go see your proctologist to get some help with your head.
see, i love how people say you should respect your president, yet when bush was in office many people did not respect him and it was fine. Calling people ignorant for doing the same thing you did is just plain ignorant. Like the old saying goes ” If you want respect, you must give respect”.
Dont get me wrong i know bush wasnt the best, but niether is Obama, and Obama is making us go into the extream debt saying he is trying to get us out. Iam sorry but there is nothing he can do to prevent us from going father into debt. Only thing he can do is change the policy for hiring people overseas, and to stop the exporting of jobs that way Americans wont have as hard of a time to get a job, not saying it will fix it 100% but that should be a first step. and if you disagree with me, id love to TALK not argue about it so mail me at Lukesp11@aol.com
oh and i have the perfect joke for the situation obama is in
he is a “post turtle”
“You know he didn’t get up there by himself, he doesn’t belong up there, he doesn’t know what to do while he’s up there, he sure as heck ain’t goin’ anywhere, and you just wonder what kind of dumbass put him up there in the first place.”
Now as Cassandra was saying some of ur coments are really inappropriate for children which i am but i agree with a few of yew who says every one hasthe right to thwere own opinion which is in the constitution but realy none of yew have the guts to tell obama how yew really feel about him i knowidont cuss i think hes cute and thats a lil embarassing but back to what i was saying noe of yew will ever even meet O