Barack Obama -vs- An Intelligent Little Girl
Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane trip back to Washington. He turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to The [...]
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Barack Obama -vs- An Intelligent Little Girl
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United States Of America !!! It is bigger than you or I ,or Barack Obama. It was once the Greatest Nation Ever why, It was founded on God and God Alone!!!! Our fore fathers was Smart Men they knew God was the only answer!! Though God and Prayer anything is in reach. Every great nation that has turned their back on God , and has fallen it is in every history book! The only solution is to not put or faith or trust in a man or president but to get on our knees and ask for forgiveness ask for guidence ask for wisdom !
sam. i dont hate you because your religous. i hate you because your very much like the lady in The Mist. i guess the word im looking for is arrogant and ignorant……
Intelligent little girl? I doubt that, she’s been told what to say.
GO SAM!
sam your are an idiot. GOD didnt come around until years after other religions were already established. and your just stupid. its a joke laugh and move on.
I love this joke. this is great. Very true! He should have backed down when he was still able to.
Now the world knows how truly dumb this man is, he’s a great speaker yes, I’ll give him that. But who WRITES his speeches?
All he’s good at is reading out loud.
This is just a joke everybody. He never had this conversation with a little girl, and if he did, he very well may have said the difference is the three animals have different diets, metabolisms, digestive systems, and water retention. When did a joke site become a battle between Right and Left. You all need to chill out because neither side is winning us centrist voting Americans.
Wow dude seriously? You honestly think everyone that had ignorant comments does not realize that President Obama did not really talk to that little girl on a public plane? Do you even comprehend the fact that the joke did not mention the little girl was riding on Air Force 1? And besides all of that. This joke is directed at the fact that President Obama has a record of making stupid comments and trying to do things that is un-orthidox and immoral to the military. One last thing…. What in the hell was the point of pointing out how differect fecal matters are processed out of the body. This was a joke and all of you need to realize that the joke was not at all bent around a religion or what the process of grass entering and exiting a animals body is, it is to pretty much critique what President Obama has said and done so far in the time he has been our … well not so great President.
One last thing, all of your comments are officially PWND!
cute
“sam says:
July 25, 2009 at 10:35 am
United States Of America !!! It is bigger than you or I ,or Barack Obama. It was once the Greatest Nation Ever why, It was founded on God and God Alone!!!! Our fore fathers was Smart Men they knew God was the only answer!! Though God and Prayer anything is in reach. Every great nation that has turned their back on God , and has fallen it is in every history book! The only solution is to not put or faith or trust in a man or president but to get on our knees and ask for forgiveness ask for guidence ask for wisdom !”
I agree that religion is important, I also agree that the fore fathers of America were smart people, you however, are another story, I shall direct your attention to a small part in Sam’s post, “Our fore fathers was Smart Men” I hope there are people intelligent enough to notice what I am pointing out
That was a pretty funny joke, though not very tasteful. Obama only wants to help America. He is still our President and you all should try to show a little respect.
Its a good joke where you can replace the job and name with any number of alternatives.Any president would have a hard time cleaning up Bushes mess.God bless our president and God bless America.
go Sam
i agree with brandon too
you are wrong
I really ‘have no idea’why people over here cry against Obama’s effort at its beginning stage. Lets give him time and see. By the way it is not only Obama who is responsible.we are all responsible! Above all we need to repent for our damn sins that has taken away the God of Abrhham and George Washington from our country. Communists are becoming nearly better than Americans interms of Knowing God. What a Shame to George Washington’s Country
Even the President should put first the Lord Jesus if he wants Success!
sam is the only intelligent human being on this site. ride on sam
How come no one supporting sam can spell or use grammer correctly? How come christians feel the need to shove religion down a persons throat at every opportunity? Its a joke, just a joke. Get a life! If you have to preach do it in a church where it belongs.
“no one supporting sam can spell or use grammEr correctly?” that’s just hilarious. I agree that this is a joke site and this should be taken as one. But honestly, to look at America and see the blasphemy that has become socially acceptable with a declining influence of God- it really does explain a lot concerning the sad state the country is in. (poor economy, divided citizens, rep vs dem)
Oh yes we should respect our presidents, Right Brandon? That is funnier then the joke! Since when do Americans respect their presidents? They are the butt of all jokes on late night tv and radio stations. ???
Seriously, blokes(and sheilas) just relax. This is just a little funny to make you giggle. It is most certainly NOT a boxing ring. Just enjoy yourselves. (btw, I’m not religious, I’m agnostic)
P.S. “Guyatworkwaistingyourtaxdollarstomakefunofmiddleamerica” , I love your name XD
I think I am going to take an Obama, wipe and then a shower. Nobel Prize has clogged up my system, the joke made me laugh and got my system moving.
Thanks alot !!!
For clarity…
A “centerist” is a liberal who doesn’t know he’s a liberal or too gutless to take sides.
Hahahaha thats funny
Hey, “Guyatworkwaistingyourtaxdollarstomakefunofmiddleamerica”
Really? “waisting”? What, you’re putting the money into fattening food?
This joke was originally a Ronald Regan joke. It’s been recycled for every president. To those of you who think it means something special about Obama, well, you’re reading too much into it.
Which little girl was it? Sasha or Malia?
wow: nobody realizes this is originally a blonde joke. some people think its true. are u kidding me?i don know about USA but people from every other country think obama is right for the post.
i hate obama and i have to live with the sad fact that i voted for him.WHAT A FOOL! obama as president is the ultimate plan for those terrorist to finish america and we got to get him out as soon as possible or he will destroy us!
p.s that joke was right on target. FUNNY and TRUE
Isn’t it hysterical how many libtards had to be told that this was a joke? Yes! They really ARE that STUPID!
Glad to see people like Jessica waking up in America. The time to act is short and the road back to freedom will be long, but we can do it, yes we can. Obama is not the solution he is the problem.
I miss bush, you are more ignorant than your name.
It was a joke. It didn’t happen, ‘Now the world knows how truly dumb this man is’, and now the internets know how truly dumb you are.
Anne-Marie? Love the insult. Maybe you should make a sign and throw a tea party?
By the way, the joke was funny.
Anne-Marie, went to your blog.
So, when home schooling political science to your children, is ‘libtard’ one of their spelling words?
Anne-Marie, I also visited your blog.
Stupid and libtard don’t become you.
After all, Jesus was the ultimate libtard.
GOD HELP US! It is only a joke.
It is a good joke.
A lot of peaple Posted worse jokes about Bush.
That was awesome
Everyone should follow satan anyway!!!
You American guys didnt have to literally follow George Bush as a direct role model and become complete idiots!!! But you all seemed to anyway!
You are all depriving a village somewhere of many idiots
AMERICA SUCKS BALLS!!!!
Says a lot when god botherers have to try and get their point across on a bloody joke website. Bloody Americans with your whiney nasal accents and your sub-standard health system.
Claire (Age 5)
“i hate obama and i have to live with the sad fact that i voted for him.WHAT A FOOL! obama as president is the ultimate plan for those terrorist to finish america and we got to get him out as soon as possible or he will destroy us!”
Why did you vote for him then?? Beggars belief really. Stupid Americans. WMDs my ass.
i voted for him because he said a lot of good things. for example he was gonna bring back our troops because all that war is doing is digging us in a deeper whole of debt and why go on you should know. he was very charming and he bought me with his lies thats why i voted for him. but who cares this is a joke and it is funny maybe we shouldnt post comments that are not commenting on the joke because its a joke site afterall
hahahaha that is a really hilarious joke !! who cam up wif it ??
lol
you guys are funny ass people
Sam, thank you for pointing out the truth (which should be obvious to anyone with more than one brain cell.) How the hell else do you people think tiny little Israel has lasted since after the Holocaust? No one can do sh*t to that country because of God. However, spell check/grammar check is here to help you. No one will take you seriously while speaking broken English. Thanks anyway, though.
The JOKE was really funny!
Hi guys, I’m not a racist, but I’m glad not to be an American. It doesn’t mean I hate you at all, but it makes me sad how unhappy you appear to be. I’m also glad to know that there are Americans, who don’t perceive themselves as being Americans, but rather something that easy to understand: fucking human beings or earthlings, with heads full of shit. I’m not saying I’m not full of shit. On the contrary, I am even more than I might think, but at least I let you know! I found the joke funny too. But the most funny parts of the joke, are the political and aggressive reactions/comments. You’re really full of shit too, if you still blindly believe that someone like Obama (full of shit of course (like me and you), but still human) will save America or the world, or you believe he’s Satan… then you you’re caught in your own web of beliefs, feeding your hatred against others and considerately killing yourselves. Obama said “We can change”, but you know, of course this is true, we do change all the time… Life is ambivalent, the human world is the world of contradictions, if there weren’t any, we would never change and everything would be perfect…