Barack Obama -vs- An Intelligent Little Girl
Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane trip back to Washington. He turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to The [...]
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Barack Obama -vs- An Intelligent Little Girl
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to “heywood”
After all the racist comments made on here your gonna hit me up bout saying Obama is not a War Monger? Um, last I checked George Bush made the call to go to war in Afghanistan. George Bush junior and senior pretty much set the bar for modern day Warmongers. Obama’s not a Warmonger, he’s left to clean up the mess.
TO THIS GUY:
• hjgfj says:
December 2, 2008 at 1:09 pm
mia get the facts straight to be prsident you have to be born in the us and you dont automatically become a citizen if ur mom is one, i cant believe that a unitedstates citizen (mia) is so dumb
MY RESPONSE:
US Citizen: Citizenship is granted at birth to persons born in the US, persons born abroad with at least one US citizen parent, persons granted lawful permanent residence, or persons naturalized.
I looked it up just to make sure, if you still think I’m making up stuff just google “US Citizen definition” and click on the first link. So I guess that I am not the dumb one. Hey, I know. I have family who were born outside of the US (in Finland) and they were able to come right on over with granted citizenship because their father was a US Citizen. I don’t just talk out of my butt for the sake of winning an argument unlike others. Also, by now you should all know that Obama did show his birth certificate. And, you guys are so hypocritical…if Obama just pulled out of the war cold turkey you would say he wasn’t patriotic enough and now because he is actually sending troops to find our original and real threat in order to end the war and lower the amount of TAX PAYER MONEY going overseas you guys are calling him a warmonger. Pick something, find out if it is actually a legitimate argument, and stick with it. I can’t even be mad at you people…ignorance is like an infection. If left alone, it will kill the host. The host is your brain…therefore, leaving you guys braindead.
Have a good 8! *smooches*
nice
yesterday everyone knows that they painted the white house black after obama got in there right…..
That was a funny joke, in fact our nation has some funny people because they voted for obama… did you know that obama is going to cut military in half and take away the raise george bush just issued? did you know that obama doesn’t want any military around him when he travels? ok… no air force one then obama… so if he gets attacked by a wild civillian, don’t complain about it black america… also dont complain about taxes going up, you are the ones who put the man in the office that will raise them
amen, amen , amen!
Owned!!
To “makes me laugh”
This is why obama preached about peace in the mid east, yet instantly went silent on the Israeli/Palestinian conflict getting all those guys over there angry with him for sitting on the fence post.
Silence is only condoning the wrong actions for each enemy.
So you criticize both Bush’s for at least making decisions?
During conflicts as such, there is no time to just sit and think it out, not while hamas is constantly firing missiles randomly into israel, and israel returning the favor to them while both sides having massive innocent civilians being killed.
But people like you “makes me laugh” would obviously much rather see massive innocent civilians killed just so you can use spin and blame Bush for all your lifes problems, including not getting enough blueberrys on your pancakes when growing up.
Spin is out, Facts are in baby!
oh obama is getting screwed dats wat changes he expected i think…!!
It was very funny n very true 2
Obama is in wayyyy over his head. he is a polished speaker PERIOD! he is a radical left winged yo-yo whowants to get more people dependant on government handouts. He is power hungry, and still never produced a real birth certificate. he accoplished NOTHING as a senator, and snowed the gullible country into electing him. Now he has our economy in the friggen tank! As he doesn’t know anything….except how to fool gullible people and win an election. . .and sell out our future!
Show me the proof of the Birth Certificate and I’ll slink away. Don’t show me a Certificate of Live Birth, which is NOT a birth certificate. He has not released a REAL birth certificate. SORRY
That was really a funny joke but with also a lot of reality behind the scene basically what the intelligent girl imply was the fact that AMERICA is CRAP!!!!! and its full of it so how the hell can OBAMA bring change if he is unaware of that fact,I really feel sorry for OBAMMA because he has to bring change into CRAP!!!!!! so lets just watch and see if he will reach his goal……….
That was hilarious!!! I can’t regret voting for obama cause i voted republican. Im not against any race being president as long as he’s honest, but get real america, he said change, for what? No politician is honest. The last one we had was JFK. A++++ joke.
To Cody
people who only show one side of a story anger me yes Obama is going to raise taxes but he is also stopping tax breaks to big buisness that go to africa and aisa to get workers, also he is trying to bring those big buisnesses into America which will open up more high paying jobs which will give people more money to pay those taxes…
And about the cutting of the military he might try but it will never work plus im sick of the notion that everyone needs to have the biggest military its aggravating that people need to fight to solve there problems to just have a defensive military would be fine by me
And do you guys really think that the government would let Obama be president if they didn’t have certified proof that he born an American citizen think before you talk please.
I love OBAMA he is true his duty to help fix a mess that bush ignorant ass created and F&J you ought to be a shamed to let these dumb fucks post their silly ass comments when OBAMA is goin to help them in the long run
Well now bunnie, censoring comments wouldn’t be American… would it? Maybe in Obama’s administration, one day.
The joke triggered lots of intresting comments, l enjoyed reading them.
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To K. Evans
To K. Evans
OK. First of all you CANNOT say that Obama is helping the economy money wise. All 43 presidents before Obama had a total of 1 trillion dollars in national debt put together. Since Obama came into office he has added on to 1 trillion dollars to 11 trillion dollars. 43 presidents combined could barely spend one trillion dollars. Alone Obama spent 10. You CANNOT say he’s helping because he isn’t.
P.S if any of you try to say i’m racist. i’m mixed. how do you like that?!
TO K EVANS:
So you really think that fighting cant solve anything? I am sure that if that was the case then the United States or any other country for that matter would just drop their arms and talk about shit….but that isnt the case so when we are left wide open for attack, with a left wing like obama in office who cant make a decision to save his life, we will get demolished because Obama has crippled the military and none of the troops would even want to fight for this so call Commander and Cheif. That is why we need another president like Reagan to enstill fear into all nations and Terrorist, who will build the military up so we as United States Citizens wont have to worry about constant terrorist attacks and stuff like that…so you can take you lets just talk thoery and give it to a pushover country like Canada.
you need to leave barack obrama alone because he his trying
I dont understand why so many who dislike Obama use the same old arguments which make about as much sense as the conspiracy that NASA never got to the moon…’he still hasn’t produced his birth certifcate!’ Its ridiculous. Obama inhertited a mess…he inherited years of financial de-regulation by the republicans (hence the global recession) and years of taking away the rights of US citzens ‘ironically’ under the banner or patriotism. He is Increasing the presence in Afghanistan (where the real fight has always been) and reducing in Iraq (where terrorists never where). He wants to help people who are below the povertyline, which by the way, doesnt mean you are a bum, drug dealer or leach, and wishs to provide better healthcare for everyone in the US…the richest country in the world…Cuba has public healthcare and they are streets ahead of everyone else in that respect, and Obama isn’t even talking about public healthcare. give the man a chance!
What do you really know about obama, other than what you see on CNN?
What did Barack Hussein Obama do before he was elected to prove he was ready for president? Please someone tell me. Kool-aid drinkers who watch CNN or PMSNBC or mainstream media never got the truth about this guy. Everyone except fox news gave him a pass and it is going to affect this country dearly. He was not the most radical liberal in the senate for nothing.
Liberals say oh just give him some time and he will save us all, he is so great, well follow this link. If this is not communism nothing is.
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-health-cuts8-2009may08,0,4592200.story
People we do not have time to wait we must act now before it is to late. In New York there is Representative by the name Jose Serrano has introduced a bill (HJ Res 5) that would repeal the 22nd amendment or term limits for presidents. Thankfully there are no co-sponsors.
If GWB would have flown a plane at 1000ft for a photo-op do you think he would still be in office, no I don’t.
Ok, lets sort out this little problem. Bush sent us into war….blah, blah, but you tards forget one little thing……..THEY BLEW UP OUR EFFIN’ TOWERS! Are you all really THAT slow? Bush was a great president, he protected and don’t give me that ”he is the cause of the money problem” shit cause’ you can stop RIGHT there. America decided to spend to much and when they discovered this….who better to blame it on? It’s gonna’ happen to this terrorist too. Not to mention he took MORE than what we needed out to repay the fines….you know what that means? SAME situation you’re bitching about now. Obama is a loser, he is a terrorist, and the only reason he won the election is because the Minority population. Period! So shut up, and make some damn ”Hussein” jokes, cause’ it’s funny as hell. NOBAMA! Mcain forever Obama never!
We have elected gutless presidents in the past and BO will show his true color during his administration.
Makes me laugh…How about grasping one simple fact…BUSH IS NOT IN THE WHITEHOUSE ANY LONGER…LET IT GO AND MOVE ALONG. WHINING IS VERY UNBECOMING BEHAVIOR. ESPECIALLY WHEN IT IS ABOUT SOMEBODY WHO IS NO LONGER IN THE WHITEHOUSE. DID I MENTION THAT BUSH IS NO LONGER IN THE WHITEHOUSE? BUILD A BRIDGE AND GET OVER IT. QUITE WHINING AND START LOOKING AT WHAT OBAMA IS UP TO. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MIRACLES OBAMA PROMISED US IF WE WOULD JUST PASS THE STIMULUS BILL? HE SAID IF IT WASN’T PASSED RIGHT AWAY, UNEMPLYMENT WOULD EXCEED 8.1%…HMMM…IT PASSED. UNEMPLOYMENT IS OVER 8.5% NOW. BUSH DIDN’T MAKE THAT PROMISE. OBAMA DID. NOW THE OBAMA BUNCH IS SITTING UP THERE YAMMERING ABOUT ALLEGED WATERBOARDING THAT ALLEGEDLY TOOK PLACE 7 YEARS AGO. ALL THE WHILE, OBAMA’S CAMPAIGN PROMISES ARE FALLING OFF, ONE BY ONE. BUT I GUESS IT’S BUSH’ FAULT BECAUSE OBAMA CAN’T KEEP HIS PROMISES…
Yeah Obama and his administration are a bunch of morons. I mean the Branch of Homeland Security stated that people with guns especially soldiers returning home are a threat to the Government. I mean no shit that is what the second amendment was created for so that if the government becomes too powerful (LIKE IT HAS) the people can rise against it. I mean what happened to the constitution does no one belive in anything it says anymore. I mean with obama as president now we may as well go ahead and prepare to make the transition to the Communist States of America. Bye Bye USA hell CSA. And thats not confederate cause that would be bad ass and i would move to the first state to seceed and obama would be to much of a pushover to even do anything about it so there wouldnt be a war this time
The arrogance that some of you represent is why the whole world has been laughing at you America, whilst you slowly were slipping down a vortex of oblivion. The saddening observation I can present is that you don’t even seem to be aware that your level of self recognition is way below that of some far simpler communities. And instead of reflecting upon these words you’re probably going to attack me under the guise that America “at least gets involved” but an ape could get involved in astro mechanics, but, it wouldn’t make it a good idea now would it?! The fact is you haven’t the first clue of what the sensitivities of the middle east are and how things can be approached. What more, you aren’t even aware that you, the Americans, are the ones who were penalized by Bush’s actions. This is why his reign got to a ridiculous point at which if the desire for change wasn’t apparent, you would have been the subjects of endless mockery in the world. Patriotism shouldn’t be a blind excuse for reaching out into the world and messing it up beyond belief, and if your thinkers, those in your country who actually spend time pondering multiple facets of any given situation are at odds with your president, it shouldn’t mean a lack of patriotism, but the contrary of which, where they care enough to spend time thinking about it properly.
I am actually done with this, I feel its probably a lost cause and those who at risk of understanding what I am getting at are already in the choir. I hope you all reach some form of enlightenment without it resulting in millions of people’s deaths. Don’t worry, we the middle east won’t attack you unless you continue attacking us.
To Jerome.
You make some good points. And your right Bush probably did the wrong things with the war in Iraq and stuff but the point is we the Americans dont have a problem with the Middle East. I work with many people from the middle east and have a great respect for your culture. But it isnt the Middle Easterners that we are after, it is the terrorist who make the whole middle east look bad. We have nothing against your people its the terrorist and the evil that lies in your presence. There are terrorist everywhere so dont take it personal. terrorism is everywhere. You just happen to be at the middle of it and i am sorry for the hurt we may have caused the good part of the middle east but i am sorry thats kinda what happens when you harbour terrorist.
Obama is not a good president! Never will he keep all those promises that he made to get his black ass in the white house. His wife out in the back of the white house building a flower garden that sounds about right now don’t it. He’s out having dinner with his wife and having a good time being rich and ruling the nation when really he hasnt done anything since he got into office. Bush was a great president. No not because he was white but because he hasnt got the us in debt trillions of dollars, he went to war because people were messing with the U.S., they blew up our towers, and Obama is trying to create jobs, for who? Ever since he got into office I’ve seen nothing but people getting laid off from jobs. Coal Mining which is jobs that are running this country are being cut down tremendously. All this wind powering crap where the hell is all this wind coming from. At least the miners can show you the coal the wind isnt always blowing. What is the world coming to with this President in office? A whole lot of nothing and when the next president gets in I hope how soon, he is going to have alot of cleaning up to do after Obama leaves because all Obama is worried about is running after his wife.
The thing about getting citizenship if your parent(s) do is true. I got mine that way. If you are under 18 and your parent(s) gets a citizenship (and you live with them, and they are the primary caretaker.) you your self will automatically get a citizenship. All I had to do was show up, and singe my name on a few documents. Now I am not sure about if I hade to live in USA for eight years like the standard time a person would in order to be eligible for citizenship.
Nice one!!!!
hi ……wht ur name
miss1028- YOU ARE AWESOME!!!i agree with you 200% obama has done nothing but suck up to the media-which is completely dead now btw. you cant believe anyone but Fox anymore. lets face it- the guy cant keep a promise to save his pathetic life. heck- he even told the nation he would get a shelter dog and came home one day with a purebred puppy that he just HAD to accept because it was a gift from a distinguished congressman. Good Lord!!! Our democrats just dont get that CAPITALISM WORKS!!! there our people out their who work and pay taxes and buy houses they can afford and pay the bank back and if obama expects us to pay for the idiots who are on welfare fro no particular reason but laziness’ mistakes, i for one am moving to japan!!
funny as crap
funny as S H I T
dis is to all da democraps
i lost my job because if oboma
miss1028- YOU ARE AWESOME!!!i agree with you 200% obama has done nothing but suck up to the media-which is completely dead now btw. you cant believe anyone but Fox anymore.
HAHAHAHAHA FOX?!?! FOX is the most bullshit propaganda republican tv station there is. everyone talking here has no idea what the hell theyre talking about because of fox. any of you look at the DOW since obamas been prez? well you better.. its up a shitload and i know that doesnt mean much but its a start everyone blames all the problems were having on Obama when really its mostly bushs fault. we were 11 trillion dollars in debt before obama even got into presidentcy and william you didnt lose your job because of Obama you lost it cuz your an idiot “dis is to all da democraps” learn how to talk and then you can start blaming people for your problems(which i thought democrats were supposed to be known for…. damn republican hypocrits) btw i wont answer any responces cuz i just came across this site by accident so dont bother
YANGA BONGA: Seriously… You think America is crap? Pathetic…
Miss1082 you are so true. The joke is so true though! Lmao!
you pathetic blind followers. You have given one party 2 years to change as much as they can to Socialism before you have the first chance to vote them out.
As for the rest, apathy abounds.
You’ve arrived at the cliffs edge and pushed america to the brink of not knowing her, recognizing her for what she was.
You have little time to correct your stupid mistake.
Do it.
Just Do it.
I have to giggle at all the posters that still insist that Obama inherited a mess from Bush. Wasn’t it Bush that was trying to clean up the mess inherited by Clinton (a Democrap). If Clinton would have taken out Bin Laden when he had him, there wouldn’t be a mess now for Obama to deal with. The ONLY reason Obama even won the election is because he was Black, but that isn’t racism now is it?
Why is it too painful b/c he is black??? Ohhhhhh (W) racist ppl you r really the most selfish self centered & cruel. God is watching as all ………..you lie 2 yourself if you think Obama is worse…..you even said Palin is better now. You ppl I wonder u are humans sometimes…………..does she even know what is coming out of her mouth let alone think and run a country is IT b/c ? She is white???
I wound rather be black and extremely POOR than be white. They are fake they lie to them self thinking they are everything…………while the rest pass all the bad things they did to them all………..U don’t even fear GOD.
obama is only human with no super powers. yet every one wants to talk like there in shock because the world is worse now than what it was. it simply goes to show that people in general are nieve and will believe anything any one tells them ( example ) obama said he could and would make a change. well who ever voted for him got there change. so suck it up stupids you got your change.
mesmerized, your qite a hipocrit to say anything about racism ,that comment you made about whites being fake is just as rascist. your just as bad to strereo type people because there white. there is enough hatred in the world. and if your such a God fairing person you shouldnt catagorize people. all people of every race can be smart or stupid it doesnt matter if your purple, blue,black or white stop the hate.