Barack Obama -vs- An Intelligent Little Girl
Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane trip back to Washington. He turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to The [...]
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Barack Obama -vs- An Intelligent Little Girl
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OUCH!
lmao that’s so funny
wont say nothing
The story and the plot is rather simple.
I hoped it more spark than that.
The joke cannot reflect meaningful something.
Should I laugh?
That is the funniest thing I have ever heard!!!
this was stupid. Obama will probably be a better president for America then they have had in a long time. But it’s just a joke *shoulder shrug*
That was a really cute joke. I think this would be the worst President we could ever vote into office. Why would you want someone who obviously doesn’t know s**t AND won’t salute our flag?
Longhornfan, you obviously don’t know politics. Get your facts straight. McCain would be a terrible president – look at what he’s done in the last 26 years of Congress; voted to raise taxes and give tax cuts to big businesses. That’s it. What has he proposed so far? Nothing. The same goes with his piss-poor choice of a running mate. Palin can’t even answer a question. And why is that? Oh, because she has no experience whatsoever. Woo, she was governor of a town of 4000 for 2 years. Wow. Just the other day she spoke of her fending off the oil companies in Alaska when she was governor but now her motto is “Drill Baby Drill”? What a hypocritical sad excuse for a human being.
That is the funniest thing i have ever heard!!!
that’s freakin hilarious!
Taken, I completely agree with you there. But sometimes letting these uninformed idiots speak for themselves on forums is just about the best thing we can do to expose their ignorance — that is, step back and give them the floor.
Anyone who still thinks Obama is a Muslim or won’t salute the flag is obviously a cave dweller. Moreover, if such petty issues are your criteria for electing the leader of the free world, then you had better vote for Obama — McCain never wore a lapel flag pin to either of the debates so far, and Obama has to both.
Pity the uninformed; it’s our duty to vote in their best interest, even if they don’t understand.
I totally aggree with Reaganomics……..
Lets due our duty and elect someone who will do the best for our country.
funny….:P
that s too funny
good one
vote mccain/ palin 08
john mccain.com
get the facts
to taken and reaganomics……just shut up while you still have the chance…..everyone knows that obama is a no good lier….mccain and palin would have been way better for us……obama dont know and thing about our country…a least mccain has served for us…..what has obama done…..nothing….all he is going to do is ruin our country…..and yeah he is a muslum….i don’t care what anyone says…..you need to face your own facts….he wasn’t even born in america….he went to and islamic school and around the time he was in school you had to be a citizen of kenya to go to their school….he is not an american….not only that but no one in his family can tell the truth…his grandma says that she was at the hospital in kenya when he was born while he said he was born at one hospital and his siter said he was born a another hospital……then he is yet to show his birth certificate to the judge…why is he so scared……im sorry…well no im not…but some of ya’ll have made a big mistake by choosing him to run our country…..he aint noting but a liar…….every one know that mccain would have been better for our country……obama is just killing babies and raising taxes while mccain wanted to rais babies and kill taxes……how can anyone be pro choice….abortion is abortion no matter what……i would never trust obama with any thing….not even a penny……he don’t deserve to even be in america!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Barack just happened to be in the right place at the right time. It was really a vote against McCain, not a vote for Barack. The presidency will be on-the-job training for him.
I still can not figure out how someone could vote for such an unkown. However, Barack has defined a new style of getting votes. Promise Hispanics something (get their vote). African-Americans usually vote Democratic, but how would they have voted if Barack chose the Republican ticket?
A vote for the highest office in the land should be more than, looks, age, race, saying you’ll change politics. It is called show me something!
hahahahahha I find this very funny. I dont like OBAMA at all. Sarah Palin helped lower taxes in Alaska and she was governor their so she does have experience. McCain had a good campaign and OBAMA was just throwing the world change out there. Where did he come from?? NO where. I hadn’t even heard of him until this election and all the shit i heard about him, he deffinatley didnt get my vote.
He’s a fillthy, muslim, fag-hugging, nigger that will spell doom for the USA and with it the rest of the free world.
hahaha…i wish i could meet that girl! she is a smart child!
OBAMA08, All white people, report to the cotton field at 7am for orientation!!!
Pat Riot – you seem a bit indecisive, why don’t you just come down off the fence and say what really bothers you about The Obama?
By the way, the little girl joke was good!!
hey guys dont worry about Obama, when have you know a nigger to keep a job for more that 4 years?
I LOVE OBAMA LOL U GUY R RACIST>>>>>>>:) ME A GOOD MAN NOT NO RACIST….ALSO VERY SMART WITH POLTICS U GUYS SUCK WITH POLITICS
I thought the joke was funny…first off. But for those who could not see that they are on a website for “jokes” and actually think that this conversation truly occured, i can see how you are truly blinded by your ignorance. It is sad to see the racist comments on here; however, I am not surprised. I don’t feel that either candidate would have spelled doom to OUR country. You guys sure won’t so outspoken against Bush and look what he’s done. I thought McCain was a great candidate; however, I believe he made a fatal mistake by choosing Palin. She is like Bush. An overconfident nitwit. And a couple of you call Obama a liar when Palin was shown to have lied on many things. And for the guy who was talking about where Obama was born…it doesn’t matter where he was born. His mother was a citizen of the US, therefore, he is a citizen of the US. If a woman decides to travel up to Canada or Mexico for instance and ends up going into labor and having her baby in that country, that doesn’t make her baby a Canadian or a Mexican. LOL! Don’t you think Obama had to show a birth certificate to get a SSN, like everyone else? You have to show a Social Security Card to acqire any legitimate job. Self-professed intelligent people astound me at times. In addition, Obama believes in marriage as it is described in the Bible and does not promote abortion; however, he does believe in ones own choice over their lives. People always want to tell someone else how to live their lives. Live your own. Do not judge lest thou be judged. Only a perfect man can point out the faults of an imperfect one and no person on this earth is perfect. Also, both Obama and Biden have their Juris-Doctorates, with Obama having graduate Magna Cum Laude, while McCain graduated bottom of his class from a military academy (that he only got into because of generational ties), and Palin went back and forth from local college to local college (a year here, a semester there) for a quite a few years before she even got her bachelors (in Journalism). Both Obama and Biden studied, international relations and political science, preparing themselves. McCain crashed planes and Palin was a pageant girl. Have a great-8 everyone, cause I believe we’re all in this for the long haul. *smooches*
Mia, if everyone were as wise as you I’d have nothing to joke about.
why is it not taken as its meant to be, a joke…
i think the only person who can answer such a question
would be a veterenarian,, so relax,, and i dont think any of those red necks can answer it either
This goes out to Mia. After reading your response I just had to sit back and laugh for a second. Any one who believes that Obama was a better candidate for President is insane. Lets see here McCain a man who served his country and knows what is going on when it comes to politics. Even though some may not believe that he does but hey hes just another politician. Then there is Barrack Obama a black muslim who supposedly went christian. Cant prove that he is a valid U.S citizen due to no birth certificate, and also couldn’t even be a CIA agent due to his criminal radicalist background. Yeah CHANGE? This country will change but not by the moves of a president but by us as the people who live in it.
And then George Bush says “funny, they all taste the same.”
obama is the best. Coming from straight out of the Caribbean. From Trinidad to Kingston Jamaica YES WE CAN OBAMA! YES WE CAN!
Obama is GaY… Love the joke.
We are in a world of shit with this “guy” in charge and people are making jokes?
hey guys did you hear about the obama christmas orniments? yeah hallmark is giving them out for free. so that all of america can hang that nigga from a tree
mia get the facts straight to be prsident you have to be born in the us and you dont automatically become a citizen if ur mom is one, i cant believe that a unitedstates citizen (mia) is so dumb
Obama is a dumb fkin nigger who is going to ruin this world
I thought that joke wuz hilarious( but while reading the comments i grew wary of the racial slurs in other ppl comments. not that im saying most of those comments were white ppl who is most definitely a republican but that is to fuckin ignorant to still use the “N” word lyk that! I kno better than that to call some one that. Oh well funny Joke
It is amazing to see how racist some of your are. It is 2008 and you still can’t get over the fact we put our pant on the same, we sleep the same way, and we die the same way. You are human, please do not for get that, i bet some of you are punks in your neighborhoods, cause you wouldn’t open your mouth like that in some one else place of rest. please quit being dumb over the internet. Wise up and understand we all struglle the same and we suvive the same. So to Barack obama congrats, and say congrats to whoever one white, black, mexican or chinese. Who gives a care about religion, quit being GOD. You can’t audition for that job, i’m sure some you tried at your jobs. Live your lifes.
The dude that left that 39th comment is stupid.
Funny joke but stupid to.
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XD i just read comment number 39 and couldnt stop laughing. XD LMAO!!!
“Live your lifes.” first of all smart one, its “Live your LIVES.”
“…and say congrats to whoever one white, black, mexican or chinese.” XD you need to REALLY fix this sentance.
By the way Taken (comment number…nine i believe.)
Palin has done everything she can with what she is given. Alaska has one of the lowest populated states in america (i believe that wyoming has even fewer…) There arent going to be a buhjillion people living there. Sorry but if i were you i would get MY facts straight instead of accusing others.
That is one very intelligent and insightful little girl.
The lamestream media and the 0 spin doctors have elevated this no experience corrupt Chicago empty suit to demi-god status. When he falls flat on his face, which he will, the fall will be just that longer. The problem is he and the other 2 members of the three stooges, Pelosi and Reid, will take the country down with them.
Barack obama reaches the purley gates and st peter approachs him.
St Peter: Who are you?
Obama: Barack Obama
St Peter: Whos that?
Obama: The first black president
St Peter: 0o0o0 when did that happen?
Obama: 2 minutes ago
did u guys hear about the rose garden patch at the white house? yeah when he gets inagurated their gonna make it a watermelon patch.
Did ya hear about Obama telling someone he’s really not sure if he can fix the economy, but he’s sure he can niger rigg it.
obama rulzzz
I say the girl is a bit to harsh for the President! One, since she is not an Obama support group what does she know. Another I honestly did not like the story writer said the Obama I preferred President Obama even though a funny joke what he declare. I really believe Obama means YES WE CAN! And He will bring a change to America! Sorry I hate Bush or JOhn Mccain but don’t take it personal Thank you! For taking your time and reading it.
Not too bad, I give this 3 stars. Im not American and I sure am relieved that a warmonger is not in power. Its funny how the intelligence behind racism appears more child-like in written form.
to “Makes me laugh”
If obama is not a warmonger, than why is his first act as prez is to send 20,000 more troops to afganistan? The heroin fields not being protected enough from the peaceful taliban, who do not want opium fields nor a trans-afgani oil pipeline through its country. Is that why we went to war in the first place, not 911 as to the official story? http://www.prisonplanet.com http://www.infowars.com
Thomas Jefferson would have enforced the natural born citizen law for obama. http://www.rense.com